Perfidious Russians, Part 1

“So she left?”
“Yes Jarl Eirikson,” replied Hakon Mjoveson. “Ambassador Natasha of Russia set sail with the tides this morning. Word has it that she was already turning a shade of pale green before she even set foot on the gangplank of the M.W.S. Sif.”
“Mr. Wednesday save us from queasy landlubbers. I hope Captain Dagursson has a bucket for her cabin. I’d hate to be the one to clean it out after they drop her off at home.”
“I believe he does my lord.”
“Good. It is a shame she had to leave though. She does bounce quite nicely,” Jarl Eirikson stopped and pondered certain bouncing items. Shaking his head he returned to business, “Did she suspect anything?”
“No jarl. Brolff played his part very well. She saw what she expected to see: a big dumb berserker warrior. If she were to ever find out that Brolff is actually a master shipwright, sailor of the northern seas, and one of the most intelligent men in the terrestrial portion of the nation of Valhalla…well I don’t know how she would react, but I would pay to see it.” Hakon’s eyes lit up.
“Excellent, Hakon. That compass Brolff designed is perfect. If for some reason diplomatic relations with Russia break down and they mount a naval attack, that compass will lead them directly onto Aglapsbaene Reef. They’ll scrape their hulls and sink before they even realize what happened.”
“Yes my lord.”
“I must go report to Mr. Tuesday and let him know the plan he concocted to protect Mr. Wednesday’s northern shore has been successful so far. See that Brolff received a commendation for his service. That’s probably the sixth for him now I believe. If I’m not careful he’ll have my title before long.” Jarl Eirikson smiled.
“Very good, my lord. Though I believe Brolff already got what he wanted out of the deal, if you know what I mean.”
Eirik Eiriksson, Jarl of Asgard, bellowed a great boom of laughter, "Indeed. Indeed."
to be continued...

“So she left?”
“Yes Jarl Eirikson,” replied Hakon Mjoveson. “Ambassador Natasha of Russia set sail with the tides this morning. Word has it that she was already turning a shade of pale green before she even set foot on the gangplank of the M.W.S. Sif.”
“Mr. Wednesday save us from queasy landlubbers. I hope Captain Dagursson has a bucket for her cabin. I’d hate to be the one to clean it out after they drop her off at home.”
“I believe he does my lord.”
“Good. It is a shame she had to leave though. She does bounce quite nicely,” Jarl Eirikson stopped and pondered certain bouncing items. Shaking his head he returned to business, “Did she suspect anything?”
“No jarl. Brolff played his part very well. She saw what she expected to see: a big dumb berserker warrior. If she were to ever find out that Brolff is actually a master shipwright, sailor of the northern seas, and one of the most intelligent men in the terrestrial portion of the nation of Valhalla…well I don’t know how she would react, but I would pay to see it.” Hakon’s eyes lit up.
“Excellent, Hakon. That compass Brolff designed is perfect. If for some reason diplomatic relations with Russia break down and they mount a naval attack, that compass will lead them directly onto Aglapsbaene Reef. They’ll scrape their hulls and sink before they even realize what happened.”
“Yes my lord.”
“I must go report to Mr. Tuesday and let him know the plan he concocted to protect Mr. Wednesday’s northern shore has been successful so far. See that Brolff received a commendation for his service. That’s probably the sixth for him now I believe. If I’m not careful he’ll have my title before long.” Jarl Eirikson smiled.
“Very good, my lord. Though I believe Brolff already got what he wanted out of the deal, if you know what I mean.”
Eirik Eiriksson, Jarl of Asgard, bellowed a great boom of laughter, "Indeed. Indeed."
to be continued...



The head of the Cayha Y'npazhak, STY'n Chucota Matalin, was killed yesterday in a duel with the head of the financial bureau, the Cayha Chuycocha. The head of the financial bureau appears unharmed, and was seen last night dining in the Maize Club, apparently celebrating with a toast of blood. The two had been quarreling for the past six months over the financial payouts for foreign loan receipts, each tugging at the rather large incoming monetary flows for his own bureau. As there is no emperor at present, there was no obvious mediation to be had, although the Sapa Piytu assembly attempted to resolve the quarrel earlier this year to no avail, mostly due to "lacking coordination and authority present," as the STMalha told me. The STMalha, Sp. Pala (son of the late emperor), was upset over the results of this quarrel, and believe it will "continue into next year, as the replacement for Sp. Matalin is likely to continue to press for a larger cut of the pie, and now the entire bureau has rallied around this cause." He continued in exasperation, saying that "the Cayha Chuycocha isn't likely to back down either, especially now that they feel they've 'won' the contest, and likewise should get a disproportionate amount of the proceeds. So basically, you've got both sides being yet more obstinate after this supposedly 'definitive resolution' has passed."







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