Emperor Augustus to King Chernomyrdin
Great Viktor Chernomyrdin, King of the Rus
I am pleased that despite the continuing war between our nations, we can continue to have diplomatic contact. I would suggest that we keep such contact and public proclamations respectful as befits leaders of nations who are attempting to find peace, and produce security and prosperity for the millions who depend on us. If my recent correspondance has offended you, I apologise. In turn I suggest that you ensure your public comments on myself and Rome are such that will build respect between you and I and trust between our nations.
We are not going to agree on the history of the last century. I hope that in 50 years' time Russian and Roman scholars will be meeting together in the Halls of Novgorod analysing the rights and wrongs. But I am a practical man; rhetoric and scholarship I leave for others.
We will not resolve such arguments; I understand your points, but think the counter-argument is stronger. You think the reverse. I am a practical man; I suggest we do not spend years trying to resolve such issues of perception.
You have now renouced Piercian lordship. Good. But you are yet to propose a crease-fire between us. And you have continued to attack our troops. Therefore we have had to instruct an army to start to march against you. I very much hope that I can order them to stand down, but time is ticking away.
Our astrologers have been consulting what they call the 'score rankings' and report that Russia, now that it is out from Piercian dominance, stands strong in the middle of the nations of the world, despite the rigours of war. This is good. The Rus people have a noble future ahead of them, and given the blessings of peace and security, a strong and bright future. Indeed, with a little careful husbandry you will soon eclipse your former masters the Piercians.
I hope that you can agree to leave the rhetoic and arguments about the past to the scholars. We both feel justified in our interpretation of history. Let's look to the future.
We await a cease-fire.
Emperor Augustus.
Great Viktor Chernomyrdin, King of the Rus
I am pleased that despite the continuing war between our nations, we can continue to have diplomatic contact. I would suggest that we keep such contact and public proclamations respectful as befits leaders of nations who are attempting to find peace, and produce security and prosperity for the millions who depend on us. If my recent correspondance has offended you, I apologise. In turn I suggest that you ensure your public comments on myself and Rome are such that will build respect between you and I and trust between our nations.
We are not going to agree on the history of the last century. I hope that in 50 years' time Russian and Roman scholars will be meeting together in the Halls of Novgorod analysing the rights and wrongs. But I am a practical man; rhetoric and scholarship I leave for others.
- You decline responsibility for the Rus' actions over the last century; blaming all on the Piercians.
- We note that at any time you could have renounced the Piercian lordship, so conclude that you are responsible for actions such as declaring war against us. For if you had not wanted to, you did not need to.
- You believe we have broken a treaty with you.
- We note that there was never a treaty between Rome and the Rus, only between Rome and Piercia - if your scholars check they will see that while we attempted to ensure you were a party to the treaty the Piercians insisted that I only treat with them not you. The fact that there was no treaty between us is why we have never accused you of breaking a treaty even when you declared war against us.
- You believe that in this recent war you never hurt Rome.
- We note that at the time when Rome was under dire threat we had to keep large forces on our eastern border because you had declared war against us and would not enter negotiations because you continued willingly to accept Piercian lordship. This weakened our armies elsewhere and thus greatly incrasing the crisis we were in.
We will not resolve such arguments; I understand your points, but think the counter-argument is stronger. You think the reverse. I am a practical man; I suggest we do not spend years trying to resolve such issues of perception.
You have now renouced Piercian lordship. Good. But you are yet to propose a crease-fire between us. And you have continued to attack our troops. Therefore we have had to instruct an army to start to march against you. I very much hope that I can order them to stand down, but time is ticking away.
Our astrologers have been consulting what they call the 'score rankings' and report that Russia, now that it is out from Piercian dominance, stands strong in the middle of the nations of the world, despite the rigours of war. This is good. The Rus people have a noble future ahead of them, and given the blessings of peace and security, a strong and bright future. Indeed, with a little careful husbandry you will soon eclipse your former masters the Piercians.
I hope that you can agree to leave the rhetoic and arguments about the past to the scholars. We both feel justified in our interpretation of history. Let's look to the future.
We await a cease-fire.
Emperor Augustus.
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