The Hovel Report
Our citizens demanded we close our borders to the metalheads. Several nights of drunken debauchery and lewd behavior coupled with singing to all hours of the night as they roamed our territory, demanded action. Our foreign minister advises them now that we have the barbarians under command to acknowledge to spread no further north. Our people are god fearing hard working lot that want no temptations of the soul that you offered.
- Roosevelt II
Our citizens demanded we close our borders to the metalheads. Several nights of drunken debauchery and lewd behavior coupled with singing to all hours of the night as they roamed our territory, demanded action. Our foreign minister advises them now that we have the barbarians under command to acknowledge to spread no further north. Our people are god fearing hard working lot that want no temptations of the soul that you offered.
- Roosevelt II
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