King Boris I Bearslayer. Omsk. Heart of Russia.
Boris Bearslayer had many tasks as first King of Russia. He had to travel to each of the Russian cities to establish firmly his rule, and to make himself known to the people. His great journey led him west to Pitrograd. Here he inspected the Great Wonders and the great mines. He then took a ship and sailed east, past Moscow to the island of Semlja. Here he saw rich fishing grounds and so he ordered that a new city be built here to harvest the bounty of the sea.
From the island he then sailed further east to the small city of Tomsk, where the people lived harsh lives, having to transport their food from Moscow to survive, and he took great pity on them and he promised to build a vast system of irrigation to increase their access to food. From Tomsk he travelled by land to Omsk and it was a fine city with Ivory deposits and cows. Yet something was amiss. King Boris I Bearslayer wanted to see the harbors where so many ships sailed in, and as he wandered the docks with his guard he heard a strange tongue.
-Tell me he said, I know that the Germans trade here frequently, for I hear their language and their clearly Germanic accents when they speak our language, and the Ethiop also, and the faraway Byzantines, and even Inca traders do we occasionally have the honor of welcoming. But this language I have heard just now, it is none of them. Nor is it Dutch. Or American, though it may sound similar. This is... English.
When King Boris I Bearslayer had spoken these words his guard, as one drew their swords, for they knew, that no English were ever welcomed in Russia, and that any English who had come to their lands had come unwelcome through treachery and deceit. And they swiftly discovered the man who had spoken in that most evil of tongues and they questioned him why he was there. And he told them, that the queen of England had sent him to spy on the Rus, so that she would know if the Rus were weak enough to prey upon.
Upon hearing this, the old King, Boris I Bearslayer, became angry. And he spoke in harsh tones to the English spy.
-Tell me English, is it a coincidence that you are here in Omsk, just as I am here to visit my people?
But he got no reply, the English spy scowled at him wickedly. So King Boris I Bearslayer drew his sword and cut the right arm off the spy. And then he sired the man on both cheeks so that he would be hideously scarred, and finally he cut the right eye from the spy. Then he spoke again.
-Tell your Queen that if any more of her subjects come to Russia, they will fare far worse. And for every Englishman that we slay here in Russia, the Queen will have taken another step closer to doom.
Somberly the King then left Omsk and travelled north to Novo Novgorod, a city of great culture and a trading port in growth. And there he spoke with the American Imam whom he had given permission to settle and preach in the city and he was a good man, very pious and very kind, and the King saw that his words were good and gave his blessing to his works to bring Neptunists and Muslims closer together.
Shortly after the King left for Kursk. The newest city of the Kingdom, located south of the site of the ancient city ruins of Novgorod. And here he saw the mighty soldiers that lived there, who had been hardened by the harsh lands and he trained with them and they were all greatly inspired.
And from Kursk he travelled to the Great Refuge of the Rus. Rostov. The easternmost city of the land and the richest, with its fertile river, it's Ivory refiners, it's soon-completed incense plantation, it's many small villages all built closely by the city center because of the vast deserts that lied at it's outskirts. Upon doing so he received word from his people in Rostov that 2 spies had been caught seeking the King, but they had both committed suicide before their nationality could be discovered. But the King knew from where they came.
And the King was pleased with his land and he took a sailing ship and returned at last home to Moscow.
Boris Bearslayer had many tasks as first King of Russia. He had to travel to each of the Russian cities to establish firmly his rule, and to make himself known to the people. His great journey led him west to Pitrograd. Here he inspected the Great Wonders and the great mines. He then took a ship and sailed east, past Moscow to the island of Semlja. Here he saw rich fishing grounds and so he ordered that a new city be built here to harvest the bounty of the sea.
From the island he then sailed further east to the small city of Tomsk, where the people lived harsh lives, having to transport their food from Moscow to survive, and he took great pity on them and he promised to build a vast system of irrigation to increase their access to food. From Tomsk he travelled by land to Omsk and it was a fine city with Ivory deposits and cows. Yet something was amiss. King Boris I Bearslayer wanted to see the harbors where so many ships sailed in, and as he wandered the docks with his guard he heard a strange tongue.
-Tell me he said, I know that the Germans trade here frequently, for I hear their language and their clearly Germanic accents when they speak our language, and the Ethiop also, and the faraway Byzantines, and even Inca traders do we occasionally have the honor of welcoming. But this language I have heard just now, it is none of them. Nor is it Dutch. Or American, though it may sound similar. This is... English.
When King Boris I Bearslayer had spoken these words his guard, as one drew their swords, for they knew, that no English were ever welcomed in Russia, and that any English who had come to their lands had come unwelcome through treachery and deceit. And they swiftly discovered the man who had spoken in that most evil of tongues and they questioned him why he was there. And he told them, that the queen of England had sent him to spy on the Rus, so that she would know if the Rus were weak enough to prey upon.
Upon hearing this, the old King, Boris I Bearslayer, became angry. And he spoke in harsh tones to the English spy.
-Tell me English, is it a coincidence that you are here in Omsk, just as I am here to visit my people?
But he got no reply, the English spy scowled at him wickedly. So King Boris I Bearslayer drew his sword and cut the right arm off the spy. And then he sired the man on both cheeks so that he would be hideously scarred, and finally he cut the right eye from the spy. Then he spoke again.
-Tell your Queen that if any more of her subjects come to Russia, they will fare far worse. And for every Englishman that we slay here in Russia, the Queen will have taken another step closer to doom.
Somberly the King then left Omsk and travelled north to Novo Novgorod, a city of great culture and a trading port in growth. And there he spoke with the American Imam whom he had given permission to settle and preach in the city and he was a good man, very pious and very kind, and the King saw that his words were good and gave his blessing to his works to bring Neptunists and Muslims closer together.
Shortly after the King left for Kursk. The newest city of the Kingdom, located south of the site of the ancient city ruins of Novgorod. And here he saw the mighty soldiers that lived there, who had been hardened by the harsh lands and he trained with them and they were all greatly inspired.
And from Kursk he travelled to the Great Refuge of the Rus. Rostov. The easternmost city of the land and the richest, with its fertile river, it's Ivory refiners, it's soon-completed incense plantation, it's many small villages all built closely by the city center because of the vast deserts that lied at it's outskirts. Upon doing so he received word from his people in Rostov that 2 spies had been caught seeking the King, but they had both committed suicide before their nationality could be discovered. But the King knew from where they came.
And the King was pleased with his land and he took a sailing ship and returned at last home to Moscow.
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