I assume you are ready to play, ugignadl?
Munchkin? Actually I'm about average...5'10" 170LBS. I weight lift religously and my diet is measured down to the exact calories and nutrient ratios. That was a nice try though with the D&D thing...bit predictable though and lacking on the originality. A better one would have been to try to paint me as one of those black metallica T-Shirt wearing losers that sits around playing video games all day, that would have worked better. This is besides the point though. I want to address the most important part of your post about where I am always right...because I am. This may be hard to accept, but I really do know more than you do. Someday you will come to understand that I have been sent here by a race far far away that created us long long ago to enlighten the people of this forum. My mission is holy in nature and I will bring you knowledge of our creators. Open your arms and accept the light that is I for you are surely blessed.
We can all see what his problem is: he is a munchkin. Pure and simple. The type who wanted to play D&D, and thought roleplaying was what you did when you pretended to be a legendary hero with amazing equipment---before even playing your first session. The type who likes to find loopholes in game mechanics and exploit them, continually. When he can't win, and can't find a loophole he whines about it. There's no sense in debating his points: he will always be correct, because there must be something intrinsically flawed if he can't find the exploit that always allows him to win.
But if you need it and have the gold, why not. It must have been the modern age. What was it Aluminum, oil or uranium?
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