I assume you are ready to play, ugignadl?
Munchkin? Actually I'm about average...5'10" 170LBS. I weight lift religously and my diet is measured down to the exact calories and nutrient ratios. That was a nice try though with the D&D thing...bit predictable though and lacking on the originality. A better one would have been to try to paint me as one of those black metallica T-Shirt wearing losers that sits around playing video games all day, that would have worked better. This is besides the point though. I want to address the most important part of your post about where I am always right...because I am. This may be hard to accept, but I really do know more than you do. Someday you will come to understand that I have been sent here by a race far far away that created us long long ago to enlighten the people of this forum. My mission is holy in nature and I will bring you knowledge of our creators. Open your arms and accept the light that is I for you are surely blessed.
We can all see what his problem is: he is a munchkin. Pure and simple. The type who wanted to play D&D, and thought roleplaying was what you did when you pretended to be a legendary hero with amazing equipment---before even playing your first session. The type who likes to find loopholes in game mechanics and exploit them, continually. When he can't win, and can't find a loophole he whines about it. There's no sense in debating his points: he will always be correct, because there must be something intrinsically flawed if he can't find the exploit that always allows him to win.
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