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    French make their own "ultimate army" game, ultimate surrender!


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    Obvious Joke. But it is still funny.
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    YEp... yep... yep yep yep.
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    They hardly surrendered in WW1
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    Boy why do the french get such a bad rep for world war2. Why did everybody else get off scot free? (Poland, Norway, Low countries..etc)


    France is cool.

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    Level Three is "Collaboration." Here the players battle to see who can collect the largest numbers of pairs of nylon stockings and packages of chocolates by having Lucky Pierre perform sexual favors for members of the occupying forces. Level Four is "Be Ungrateful to America for Rescuing Your Sorry French Ass Once Again." In this extremely challenging part of the game contestants vie with one another to see who can make Lucky Pierre behave in the surliest manner when the United States inevitably comes to the rescue of the defeated French.
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    To be fair, the poles had little they could fight with, and they put up a valiant struggle - truly noble.
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    Originally posted by faded glory
    Boy why do the french get such a bad rep for world war2. Why did everybody else get off scot free? (Poland, Norway, Low countries..etc)
    Poland and the low countries didn't really surrender, just overrun incredibly fast. You see old war movies of the great Polish calvary charging at Panzers. That is not laying down and surrendering.
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    The French surrendered to the Germans in the Franco-prussian war.

    When it comes to fighting germany, they're 0-1-2.

    The germans came very close to making the frogs surrender in wwI, but the Limeys were callous enough to sve them. Then, 3 years later, we came in fresh and the Germans soiled themselves.
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    2 words explain the french's bad rep

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    Eh, that's mildly amusing. I think people just don't try any more when it comes to making things funny.
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    And where is the 'Arc de Capitulation' in all of this?
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    Originally posted by Dan Severn
    The French surrendered to the Germans in the Franco-prussian war.

    When it comes to fighting germany, they're 0-1-2.
    If you're going to count the Franco-Prussian War, then you hafta count Napolean rolling over the Prussians.

    1-2-1 (W-L-T)

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    Lets add in the 30 Years War. French would have gotten their asses kicked if they weren't saved by the Swedish and other Germans. 1-2-2.
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    What about Italy, I seem to remeber Italy having problems with powerhouses like Albania and Ethiopia.

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    Originally posted by monolith94
    To be fair, the poles had little they could fight with, and they put up a valiant struggle - truly noble.
    Trying to use cavalry to charge tanks is brave but not very smart.
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    Yeah. Everyone knows they should have just built a phalanx and fortified it at a mountain fortress.
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    1-2-1 is bull, because Napoleon was in one era before that. plus, Germany was not one when he gave Europe love. so we only count from 1870, and that'd be 0-1-2.

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    Originally posted by Stefu
    Yeah. Everyone knows they should have just built a phalanx and fortified it at a mountain fortress.
    basic defense: 2

    mountain: +200
    fortress: +50
    fortify: +50
    possibly veteran: +50

    def = 2*(1+2+.5+.5+.5) = 9.

    A mere armor of us would have crushed them

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    Originally posted by ThePantaloonDog
    What about Italy, I seem to remeber Italy having problems with powerhouses like Albania and Ethiopia.
    and Greece, and Yugoslavia, although these were probably more of a challenge than Albania or the Abessinian horsemen (armed with spears). but then, still no match for a great power, which Italy obviously wasn't

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    And Napoleon defeated the Prussians repeatedly, but seriously has France ever surrendered since they acquired nuclear weapons?
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    Has France ever been in a war since they've had nukes?

    BTW, Napoleon defeated Prussia once. Prussia then defeated Napoleon, after his Russian campain.

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    Originally posted by ThePantaloonDog
    What about Italy, I seem to remeber Italy having problems with powerhouses like Albania and Ethiopia.
    the Italians werent stoped by the Albanians, but by the Greeks...

    and you cant hold that against them
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    Markos, I find it hard to make Hellas powerful in EU2. What is the trick? (I released Hellas as the Ottomans in 1700, where do I go from here?)

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    Originally posted by Oerdin


    Trying to use cavalry to charge tanks is brave but not very smart.
    Just ask the designer of civ 3 that

    Archers and calvalry can often take down panzers!

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    And Napoleon defeated the Prussians repeatedly, but seriously has France ever surrendered since they acquired nuclear weapons?

    Has France ever been in a war since they've had nukes?
    They surrendered in Vietnam in the 50's. When did the French get nukes?
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    I was just thinking that.....not sure.

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    Also in the 50s , IIRC , Big Crunch.

    They also left Algiers.

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