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  • #46
    Also in New York, apparently.

    Article 120 | NY Penal Law | Assault Menacing Stalking | Law
    http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article120.htm#120.00
    Assault - Cause Physical Injury. Gang Assault. Menacing. Reckless Endangerment. Vehicular Assault. Stalking. Menacing Police Officer. Definitions. Promoting Suicide | NYS Laws


    Monday, November 8, 110
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    ARTICLE 120
    ASSAULT AND RELATED OFFENSES
    Section 120.00 Assault in the third degree. [...]

    S 120.00 Assault in the third degree.
    A person is guilty of assault in the third degree when:
    1. With intent to cause physical injury to another person, he causes
    such injury to such person or to a third person; or
    2. He recklessly causes physical injury to another person; or
    3. With criminal negligence, he causes physical injury to another
    person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.


    If you're going to be a pedant, at least be right.

    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #47
      Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
      I don't think so. In fact, I'm about 80% certain that I haven't...

      EDIT: also, do you actually have asperger's? Currently, I have you in my mind in the same category as Asher (somebody people claim has asperger's without much proof)
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #48
        Wasn't there this extended period where a bunch of people were calling you an aspie?
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #49
          I'm guessing it was 3-4 years ago. I don't remember who used to do it.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #50
            Yeah, I've heard it before. I probably fit some kind of borderline version of the definition (or somewhere very light on the spectrum), but it doesn't bother me either way.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #51
              No worries about the Aspergers stuff. Like I said, I don't even buy that it was an accurate diagnosis anyways.

              As for your life, I hope you got it straightened out.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                I like the part where he tries to lift a forklift with a forklift.
                I've seen that attempted.

                In an icy parking lot.

                Three times.

                They stopped him before he could strand the forth one.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #53


                  The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                  • #54
                    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #56
                        This makes so much sense. Albie's the reason we have a forklift bot running around right now

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                        • #57
                          Forklifts are great ...
                          they definitely help alot with Stackenblocken

                          You should never imitate Klaus while driving a forklift, however, neither in a forlift simulator, nor whil driving a forklift in RL (the most interesting parts begin from minute 3 onwards)
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BAiJIaezc
                          Last edited by Proteus_MST; July 1, 2012, 13:48.
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                          • #58
                            With subtitles:

                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #59
                              LMAO, both the guys impaled on the forklift after the gratuitous wolf whistle.
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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