It's the Obama folks biting off fingers...

If it works on monkeys maybe we could use it to relax the town hall loons.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...music-tamarins
Scientists create music that helps monkeys chill out
Monkey melodies inspired by the animals' calls had a calming effect, hinting at how human music may have evolved
Music inspired by the soothing calls of contented monkeys relaxes the animals when it is played back to them, researchers have discovered.
Researchers composed "monkey melodies" to investigate whether non-human primates are capable of responding to music with the same emotions as people.
They found that while monkeys were left cold by human music, they reacted emotionally to tunes that incorporated features commonly heard in monkey calls, such as rising and falling tones.
Calming monkey music Link to this audio
Tamarin monkeys lounged around and ate more when they heard music inspired by the calming sounds the animals make when they are safe, the study found.
Alarming monkey music Link to this audio
Music based on more fearful monkey calls made the animals agitated and anxious when it was played in their enclosure.
The study, published today in the Royal Society journal Biology Letters, will help psychologists understand the evolutionary roots of music and its effect on the brain, the authors said.
"The emotional components of music and animal calls might be very similar, and from an evolutionary perspective, we are finding that the note patterns, dissonance and timing are important for communicating affective states in both animals and people," said Chuck Snowdon, a psychologist at the University of Wisconsin, Madison.
The findings suggest that the vocal characteristics of tamarin calls evolved to spread calming or anxious feelings throughout groups of the animals.
Snowdon teamed up with David Teie, a cellist with the American National Symphony Orchestra, to investigate whether humans were alone in responding emotionally to music.
In the study, 14 cotton-top tamarins were played 30-second blasts of music while the researchers noted any changes in their behaviour. The animals were played Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings and a soft piano piece from The Fragile by rock band Nine Inch Nails, followed by Metallica's Of Wolf and Man and an excerpt from The Grudge by rock band Tool.
They then heard the specially composed monkey music.
The only human music that elicited any response was the heavy metal band Metallica, whose music had the unexpected effect of calming the monkeys.
The research could lead to a rethink of animal husbandry guidelines, as it showed that monkeys rarely respond positively to human music. "Lots of primate research laboratories use radios to provide what is called 'enrichment' for their animals, but you can't expect another species to be interested in our music just because we are human," Snowdon said. "Why should a tamarin find our music comforting? I find the monkey music quite irritating,"
Josh McDermott, an expert on music perception in primates at the Centre for Neural Science at New York University, agreed. "This work shows monkeys don't respond to human music. They might be more comforted if these more familiar sounds were played to them."
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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It's the Obama folks biting off fingers...
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"*** dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum"

<--- not listening to Metallica


Hell, the finger guy has no one to blame but himself. He punches a guy in the face twice just because he didn't like the guy's sign and then he sticks his finger in the man's mouth? Sure, it was wrong but the loon practically did it to himself.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

We would need to be outraged if Obama wasn't trying to ram socialism down our throats.

Damn it, there's a perfect Bloom County cartoon for this and I can't find it anywhere.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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Last edited by AAHZ; January 3, 2011 at 00:14.

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Can you at least admit that putting your finger in someone's mouth is dumb especially after you've jumped on top of him and punched him twice because you didn't like his sign?
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

I kinda think cannibalism is the bigger issue here. If he'd just restricted himself to not eating his opponent, I'd say you were less of a tool for excusing cannibalism in the name of Obama.
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

There was no cannibalism and you know it. The problem is you're just a liar.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

I didn't know DD was a bleeding heart liberal.I kinda think cannibalism is the bigger issue here. If he'd just restricted himself to not eating his opponent, I'd say you were less of a tool for excusing cannibalism in the name of Obama.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
too bad they played one of Metallica's crappier songs.
I always debated the effect metal had on me. I largely gave up on metal because I believe it made me angrier which I don't want. I don't want to be one of those angry old men you see *****ing about Obama. Although I ***** about Obama already, so I'm halfway there.
It's one of the reasons I listen to classical. It helps relax me. It's not a huge effect, but I do notice some small effect. I listen to metal when going to the gym. It helps pump me up.
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