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His oven chips are ok, I think I need to try those spiced wedges though. I used to love his micro chips as an after school snack when I was younger, but then decided I preferred french fries. The twirly fries are good but mostly flavourings. Hashed browns are always a winner.
Having just checked his website I think I need to try the cheese and mustard gratin as well as the diced potato with leek and parmesan.
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Sorry, I'm bored. I'm even more bored with the above joke because people keep saying it as if it is fresh and new, but it isn't, it's more stale than a bag of chips that have been left out in the warm moist air for a week.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
Where's the pastry?
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Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
McCain
bleh
No, I've heard that joke too many times.
Bad Dauphin!
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"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
McCain=Bush No way! time for some new blood!
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"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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You better count on just a suitable match, not a complete transfusion of totally different blood. Speaking of blood, they're tearing each other to bits. Is it really any wonder McCain jokes with the press?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
McCain does remind me of Bush. I think its that untrustworthy look about him.
I think America is in dire need of "How to vote good people" classes, the lessons can begin at age 5.
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Originally posted by FrostyBoy
McCain does remind me of Bush. I think its that untrustworthy look about him.
I think America is in dire need of "How to vote good people" classes, the lessons can begin at age 5.Touche' Frosty
Although the Democratic "Slap-Fest" does have me a bit worried...
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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I think a good couple would be McCain as the president and Obama as VP, but that's not possible.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
But you bring up a good point - Why can't party lines merge and run on the same ticket?
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Because stupid rules are always the ones enforced. If it wasn't stupid, no one would need to enforce it.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
One party state.
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