Thing of beauty Rufus. :sniff:
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I have to write a 100 word essay on why I want to be a security 'officer'.
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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to be a security guard very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.Tutto nel mondo è burla
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That reminds me of my application to starbucks.
"Why do you like to work with coffee?"Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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A long long time ago in a city far, far away, my father turned to the dark side. When I asked a friend and mentor what I should do about the situation, he said 'learn the ways of the force you must'. All these years I've dwelled upon the meaning of 'the force'. Until now. Now I realize that my destiny lies amongst the security force of this casino, and I need you to help me fulfill my destiny by making me part of the force. Since Dad's dead that ****'s history anyway, and I could really use the extra dough and excellent insurance benefits.Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of time
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Security, what does that mean really? Webster's dictionary defines it as. . .“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
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you mean you want to be a guard?
one of these goons with evil grins on their faces constantly scanning people for possible terrorist threats?"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca
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According to Word that´s also 100 words exactly
To be a security guard has been my dream since my earliest childhood.
I always wanted to wear these nice uniforms and I always wanted to wear these nice sticks and learn how to effective use them to beat up people.
It was also always my dream to write a onehundred words essay on the Topic: “Why do you want to be a security officer?”, so that I would be able to tell you of my childhoods dreams.
So, for all these above mentioned reasons I want to become a security officer and want to get hired by your company.Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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"I wanna crack some skulls. When do I get my gun?"
Less than 100 words, but it accurately conveys the message."The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
"you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
"I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident
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"Ever since I was a child I wanted a job I enjoyed, where I will feel fulfilled and utilised and where I feel I will be putting back what I take out and bringing joy to the lives of many. But alas, I f**ked up at school so I'll settle for being a security guard instead"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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There aint no terrorist
I cant bust
and if you think about it
it's a must
that you take me to fill these shoes
if you dont want darkies giving you blues
so choose lancer
and be ware
that if the terrorists dont care
here's a man of moral fiber
who's up to the task of playing the piper
and leed these rats to their doom
so choose lancer or be gloomed!
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Dear freedom,
Bush, Bush, freedom, Bush, freedom, terrorism, Bush, terrorism, freedom, American values, Bush, freedom, terrorism, American dream, Bush, freedom.
PS: freedom, terrorism, Bush, God bless America, freedom
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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