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  • A first for me

    I posted this from My phone.
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

  • #2
    was it everything you hoped it would be?


    I'm also posting from your phone.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      I'm watching Goodwill Hunting.
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        is that about the guy who goes around killing charity workers?
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          all I can do is text and call from my phone. some of these phones are looking like small laptops.

          but I don't have a bill for that ever month.

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          • #6
            My phone has a fantastic feature that allows it to quickly convert stored chemical energy into thermal energy, which it quickly transfers to my pocket.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              My crotch region has so much energy, it transfers thermal energy to my phone.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                I **** my phone.
                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #9
                  in the 3.5mm audio hole?
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    I taped a fleshlight to it, and set it to vibrate.
                    Indifference is Bliss

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                    • #11
                      (there is an img in the story that may be NSFWish)
                      You don't need to know much more about the Fleshlight Launchpad other than it's an iPad case that you have sex with (and that the Lightning connector is not, uhm, liquidproof), but here is a photo in case you really need the visual, in the way you need the visual on your iPad while you are humping it:
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                        I'm watching Goodwill Hunting.
                        On a telephone ? Why bother.
                        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                        • #13
                          On the TV ninny

                          One of my sons, the difficult one, once sent a U tube of a scene from the movie to me.
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #14
                            lol, let me guess, "how do you like them apples?"
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                              On the TV ninny
                              Youse out of order, ya great gob****e, for introduction of something not previously given in evidence !

                              I sentence you to the remainder of your life lived in a particularly dull suburb of Canberra and no internet access.


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                              So there!
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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