FG: NW 41 - Return to War

[snoopy369]

Chaunk saw what nice things I had to say about him and only sent one

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

sendeded

[Jonny]

Turn 4 - The LordShiva Gambit

Secret must be the new black this turn, as EPW, DrSpike, Krill, and Spaced Cowboy all worked furtively on fickle furry funnies, or something like that.

Whoha continued on his plan of nuking early and nuking often, this time sending 2 more nukes in the direction of Spaced Cowboy.

Snoopy built a new city, Cinnamon Raisin, bringing his demesne back to size.

Meanwhile, Chaunk was perfecting his evil plans. He would launch three of his shiny nukes at LordShiva, removing the moderating menace from the world. It was a brilliant plan, except for one thing... LordShiva was rapidly building a new city, Gramphos, for which Chaunk had not allocated an extra nuke. Thus the menace remains around, perhaps able and ready to exact his revenge.

The World As It Stands, Turn 4

Name
Cities
Snoopy369
Honey Wheat, Multigrain, Cinnamon Raisin
EPW
E, P, W
DrSpike
About, Time, Too, I, Say
Krill
In A Pitcher
Chaunk
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
Whoha
Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo
LordShiva
Gramphos
Spaced Cowboy
Sign, Me, Up

Again, orders within 24 hours please.

[Whoha]

Sent.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Krill]

Sent.

[Jonny]

Turn 5 - There Will Be Blood (but not much today)

Playing it safe is once again the overriding theme of the day, as in days past. Snoopy, DrSpike, and EPW worked on the typical secret secrets while the construction industry boomed once again, with four building a new city. Krill built the thirsty Or Yard Glass, Chaunk built the barely pronounceable Adsfgaofigipaufglhsdnberg, LordShiva built teh formidable MarkG, and Spaced Cowboy rebuilt Too.

Whoha continued on path of doom and destruction, this time lobbing two nukes to DrSpike, making only a small dent in his formidable empire.

The World As It Stands, Turn 5

Name
Cities
Snoopy369
Honey Wheat, Multigrain, Cinnamon Raisin
EPW
E, P, W
DrSpike
About, Time, Too
Krill
In A Pitcher, Or Yard Glass
Chaunk
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Adsfgaofigipaufglhsdnberg
Whoha
Bikini Atoll, Nevada Proving Ground, Castle Bravo
LordShiva
Gramphos, MarkG
Spaced Cowboy
Sign, Me, Up, Too

Orders in 86400 seconds please.

[Spaced Cowboy]

sent

[Krill]

sent

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Whoha]

Sent.

[snoopy369]

84600... 84601... 84602...

[Jonny]

Turn 6 - Boom Goes the Dynamite

With all of the secret evil preparations, it was only a matter of time until all hell broke loose. Today was the day for most of the world's empires.

A few holdouts who still hoped for peace to reign continued their typical strategies of building: DrSpike rebuilt I, LordShiva recreates New Ming, and Krill built a Shot Glass. But the rest of the world was hurtling down the highway to war in a old beat-up station wagon that hadn't had operating brakes in 5 years... or something like that.



Spaced Cowboy launched the opening salvo, launching a full arsenal of four nukes at Whoha, who was able to launch two nukes at Snoopy before becoming the first nation Wasted. Snoopy responded with haste, launching four nukes at Krill who, despite having nothing to do with the attack against Snoopy, finds himself the second nation Wasted.



Meanwhile, EPW launched four nukes at Chaunk, who was busy hiding in his bunker the entire turn. He barely felt the rumble of the bombs blasting his bedrock bunker.

The World As It Stands, Turn 6

Name
Cities
Snoopy369
Honey Wheat
EPW
E, P, W
DrSpike
About, Time, Too, I
Krill
Wasted
Chaunk
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Adsfgaofigipaufglhsdnberg
Whoha
Wasted
LordShiva
Gramphos, MarkG, New Ming
Spaced Cowboy
Sign, Me, Up, Too

This turn's time constant: (2 megaohms)*(43.2 millifarads). It's boring to say 24 hours over and over...

[EPW]

GOD DMANIT