Mafia 63: Killer's method outrages shy board's crew. (5,2,9)

[Will9]

Three to vote. Heresson can't vote. (was he banned forever or will he be coming back?)

[Kuciwalker]

Oh, right. I suppose he could vote via PM.

[Will9]

Can you PM when you're banned?

If not he could e-mail his vote.

[Paddy]

yeah you can

sadly know this from experience

[rah]

Yes you can.
According to the log, he was banned for a week but he is being a bit huffy about it. So who knows, it may be longer.

[Paddy]

well if you on one of the great apolyton resorts (prisoner islands by any other name) and you give cheek to the matre D (read in here vicious prison warden ) then yes time just slides away from you

as one would expect at any seaside resort

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by rah

Yes you can.
According to the log, he was banned for a week but he is being a bit huffy about it. So who knows, it may be longer.

If it's true that he was banned for recruting a friend of his to Apolyton, he has all the rights to be angry.

[Paddy]

while suppin' at the resorts restuarant, it is not always wise to put forth a case of innocence to the waiters, or the matre D just may invite the chef to add some spice to your dinner



Long Live Apolyton and new members opps

[rah]

It's almost like telling the cop that's asking you if you know why he pulled you over, "I guess it's just that time of month"

[Paddy]

Originally posted by rah
It's almost like telling the cop that's asking you if you know why he pulled you over, "I guess it's just that time of month"

ok, but on that I could not resist sharing this:

A biker in his late 40's is out for a blast on the first fine day in spring.

He's on his new R1 and is really enjoying the ride. He gets to a long straight and decides to see "what it'll do" and opens it up...... 120, 130, 140, 150 flash across the clock.

"This is brilliant", he thinks to himself and clicks up into top and opens it wide... 160, 170, then he starts to think maybe this isn't too clever and starts to slow down.

When he hits 90, he looks in his mirrors and sees a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" and flies back up to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thinks, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulls over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the bike, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir!"

[rah]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Will9]

[Will9]

I'm guessing the Mafia was one of the two that didn't vote last time since we still haven't gotten the next death. (or was I the Mafia and didn't even know)

[LordShiva]

[Hercules]

Greed is a fat demon

‘Alright everybody’ said Stephen. ‘Let’s try and put the tragic events of the past days behind us and get on with the championship. We’ve heard nothing since we put Will Shortz away so surely we’ve got the killer at last. As it happens there was another satellite glitch before we were to broadcast, so the general public didn’t get to know about our little local calamity. You know how the media slant things. Ok kids let’s get the show on the road. I can’t wait for this to end, get me a whiskey’.

‘Got my diamonds, got my yacht, got a guy I adore.
I'm so happy with what I got, I want more!

I'm no mathematician, all I know is addition
I find counting a bore.
Keep the number mounting, your accountant does the counting.
[More! More!]

Never say when, never stop at plenty,
If it's gonna rain, let it pour.
Happy with ten, happier with twenty
If you like a penny, wouldn't you like many much more?

Or does that sound too greedy?
That's not greed, no, indeedy
That's just stocking the store
Gotta fill your cupboard, remember Mother Hubbard.
[More! More!]’

‘Ok stop the band’ said Stephen ‘At least it doesn’t sound like ‘Edelweiss’ You guessed it, the crossword theme is ‘Greed’.

‘Jon’ you first’ said Stephen ‘ 1 across; insatiable desire for wild caviare’ (7). ‘Gimme me that one, gimme gimme’ thought Merle Reagle ‘I can get that’.

’Ok while you working it out, Jon, Ellen yours, 5 down: Whoever said ‘Greed is good’ sounds like a lounge lizard.’ (5)

‘I want that one then’ thought Merle Reagle ‘Miss it, Ellen pass it to me’ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,’

‘Easy I saw the film’ answered Ellen, ‘Gekko’. ‘Correct Ellen. Ok Fred yours, 7 Down; ‘Which demi god was chasing avarice from the Temple of the Muses?.

‘Ha that’s easy, Gimme that one, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,’ thought Merle Reagle.

‘Was it Hercules’ answered Fred, ‘Is that your answer?’ asked Stephen’ ‘Yes’ said Fred.
‘Correct’

‘Manny, yours 10 across, ‘A representation of Greed out of Roget’s Thesaurus?’(4)

I know that too, please gimme, gimme, please. Gimme that one, I want it gimme. Merle almost said aloud.

‘Manny speak to me’ said Stephen. But Manny was silent. ‘Nothing to say eh! ‘said Stephen. ‘In that case’ said Stephen ‘ who knows the answer?’.

‘Gimme’, said Merle ‘ Gimme, gimme,’ he insisted. ‘Alright, alright’ said Stephen ’what’s the answer?’

‘Frog’ said Merle and just as he said it, in a whisp of smoke he changed into a frog himself.

‘Manny could you capture Merle and bring him into the Big Freezer’ Manny did just that but never came out again .

‘By the look of him he has been poisoned. The poison seems to have effected his mind and metabolism’ said Ellen. ‘Yes’, said Jon ‘ We all noticed as the clues were asked that he became increasingly eager to answer and then whoosh, the transformation. ‘And as for Manny’ added Fred, ‘ I think he’s croaked it’.

‘Well obviously you have been wrong in your choices so far’ Stephen said. ‘So it could only be one of you’. ‘ We can’t let it go on much further so we really need to sort this out ourselves. Nobody leave the convention. Look, you are bright people and you are surrounded by clues. Choose someone’.