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Skanky was a happy sim. Everything was going well. He'd just bought a new fridge! It was shiny and new, and filled with food; variable kinds of food, but of a limited amount, depending on what he wanted. It was a clever fridge.
He'd also bought a new hot tub. It was lovely, and everytime he got in it with someone, sparks flew. Contrary to expectations, no one died from the electric shocks. Instead, he just got to make out with a lot of red headed girls.
In short, things were going well.
Until, he met a new girl in town. And she loved him.
How is that bad? Well, she was Jonny's girl. And when Jonny heard about it, he was not happy. He sent death threats to Skanky, telling him of the nasty things that would happen to Skanky if Jonny's girl wasn't left alone.
Skanky didn't like that. So he sent a spy to Jonny. The spy stopped Jonny's latest project, rebuilding the city of Tau.
And then he kylled Jonny, sending his entire stockpile of 4 nukes to each and every one of Jonny's cities.
Jonny didn't mind. He was eliminated.
Oh, and Hercules built a new city, Transport. No one else said what they were doing, not even to Skanky's new girl.
Skanky sent 4 nukes and a spy to Jonny, eliminating him from the game.
Hercules built Transport
Spaced, Snoopy and Ljube were being secret.
Skanky Burns Frigate Cruiser Battleship Industrial Mining Barge Spaced Cowboy 
snoopy369 Porco Rosso Hercules Cargo Probe Colony ship Solar Transport Ljube energy xenofungus
Eliminated:
Joncha round 3
Fishsticks, Jaguar round 7
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There's no way Skanky can lose now.
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There are 3 people with 5 bases, and unlike me they may have a stockpile of nukes. There be plenty of chances for me to unwin. Although the chances of me winning are slightly higher now that you are dead.
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I send two Murrays to Skanky Burns.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Good thing I deflected.
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To Ljube, I hope.
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Of course. He is the true enemy of teh Event.
Perhaps one day, if I attack him enough, I will reach the rank of Eventical!
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