FG: Galactic Overlord 14: Return of the Unbeaten Champion!

[joncha]

He also invented the flexible urinary catheter.

[Ljube]

Indeed. And swimming fins if I remember correctly.

Daylight saving, er update time.

[Ljube]

Tripartite Pact


Tatooine is bustling with activity again. Senator Pollus' spy reported an unusual number of visitors arriving to Reverend Banobi's palace now transformed into temple. Two in fact: Head of the Imperial Bureau of Knowledge, traitor Polly Siffan and Secretary General of the Communist party, Kit Chuss. The three were up to no good...


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A couple of hours later the two visitors left Banobi's palace/temple and made their way back home. It was then announced that a new Tripartite Pact was signed between Banobi, Siffan and Kit Chuss.

[Ljube]

Eventis Strikes Again!


The title says all. The joint command of the Tripartite Pact has selected the target in the shape and form of Colony I. The Eventian idea is still very strong. Will it ever die?


Polly Siffan, Ken Banobi and Kit Chuss attack! Colony I

Polly Siffan: 20LT, 5LC, 7FC, 4LF, OoB: MLL-TFF, back off, fight whoever's there, fight to the death
Ken Banobi: 5LD, 12LB, 15LF, 1FF, 1TF, OoB: MLL-TFF, back off, fight whoever's there, fight to the death
Kit Chuss: 5LT, 4FT, 9LD, 1TD, 5LB, OoB: MLL-TFF, back off, fight whoever's there, fight to the death

The allies backed off to avoid a lazzorgeddon.

Colony I: 18LT, 8LD, 1LB, 16LC, 1FC, OoB: MLL-FFT, close in and spread out


First Polly Siffan sent a spy to make sure all organised resistance was foiled. Then the allies appeared.


The battle is one-sided and Colony I is eliminated after dealing only 2 HP of damage, which was not enough to even hurt a frigate. A clause in the Tripartite Pact stipulates that the captured bases would be divided in the following fashion:

1) Five bases for Polly Siffan
2) Four bases for Kit Chuss
3) Three bases for Ken Banobi

[Ljube]

Round 8


In other news Captain Imperium tried to build some battleships, but failed of course and built only cruisers.


Next update on Friday.

[Gamecube64]

If you don't know, Spaced Cowboy is an active member of Eventis, so this hardly counts as a ZOMFG EVENTIS IS TEH CHEAT attack.

[Ljube]

We all know the difference between an Event and an "Event".

[Gamecube64]

Originally posted by Ljube
We all know the difference between an Event and an "Event".

An event is an occasion and an "event" is a member of eventis?

[Ljube]

Note that both are capitalised.

An Event is short for Joncha-Event.
An "Event" is just a friendly and unsuspecting member of Eventis who comes there in pursuit of fun.

Whether you become one or the other is a matter of personal choice.

[Paddy]

/me lifts a jug of shine in Celebration

[joncha]

Eventis is all. All is Eventis.

[Spaced Cowboy]

I guess that explains why snoopy did not reply to my pm.

[Jaguar]

It could just be that he's never online, though.

As usual, you played too well, and people ganged up on you because you were big and scary.

[Gamecube64]

Originally posted by joncha
Eventis is all. All is Eventis.

All hail the grand former-Imperator, Sava! May he be once again elected to a position of unquestioned power!

[joncha]

He continues to be Princep of the Eventine Senate. The Senate has just been given real legislative powers, is all.