FG: Mafia 38 - The Smurfs

[Ljube]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Come on sleepyhead.

Did you mark the time I posted? 5:30 AM and I also had about a litre of wine and two glasses of bourbon. I needed some sleep.

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Ljube

You will soon learn the consequences of such disrespect.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Ljube



Did you mark the time I posted? 5:30 AM and I also had about a litre of wine and two glasses of bourbon. I needed some sleep.

Yeah, I saw.

[Rubychaser]

Good point Rah! Painter Smurf because any other vote is useless.

[Skanky Burns]

Can't fault Ljube on his choices of alcohol. Nor on his posting here early in the morning whilst drunk.

[snoopy369]

Meowww ... Meowww ... Painter Smurf...

[Ljube]

Chapter 2 – Gargamel’s cunning plan


“There Azrael, the potion is ready”, Gargamel said to his cat. He then poured some of that potion into Azrael’s saucer. “Lap it up Azrael! Every last drop of it!”

Azrael licked up his bowl and a few moments later a magical transformation occurred. Azrael completely changed his appearance. He became a Smurf.

“Yes! That’s it! My formula works!” Gargamel was ecstatic. Then he drank up the rest of the potion. Similar transformation happened and he too became a Smurf.

Noticing that Gargamel has become Smurf, Azrael rushed toward him to get him. Gargamel hit him in the face.
“Stupid cat, can you not see you too have become Smurf?”
“Meow!” Azrael finally realised the terrible truth. He spat in disgust.
Gargamel laughed.
“Ha ha ha ha! This is my plan. Disguised as Smurfs you and I will now easily find the way to the Smurf village. All we need is find a Smurf anywhere in the forest and he will lead us to their village. Once we are there, we can drink the antidote and capture them all, muahahahahaha.”
“Meeeeowwwwwwwwwww!”

Gargamel paused. He searched his pockets but found no vial of antidote. He then looked up and saw the antidote on the table.

“No problem Azrael. We just have to reach that vial with antidote up on that table.”
“Meowwwww!” Azrael was not enthusiastic about their chances for success.


*******

Back in the Smurf village a vote was happening. The results of the vote were conclusive. An overwhelming majority of Smurfs thought that Painter Smurf killed poor Grouchy.

“But I am innocent!” Protested Painter Smurf.
“Yeah, and why did you paint poor dead Grouchy?” Asked Slouchy.
“I didn’t know he was dead. I swear!”
“Tell that to Mother Nature when you meet her”, said Handy.

“What are we going to do to him now, Papa Smurf”, asked Brainy.
“Same thing he did to poor old Grouchy. He will be forced to take poison. I have smurfed a dose of poison already”, said Papa Smurf.
“Drink it up Painter”, Papa Smurf ordered.

Painter Smurf drank up the poison and died instantly. His body was taken to the river, placed on top of a raft and sent downstream in accordance with the tradition.


*******

Meanwhile in Gargamel’s castle.

“Cousin are you home”, shouted someone outside of the castle.
“Oh no! That is my uncle Balthazar! He hates Smurfs. If he sees us like this, Azrael, he is going to eat us”, said Gargamel to his cat.
“Meow!”
“Shut up Azrael! Damn! We can’t stay here any longer. He can smell Smurfs. We have to run from here. We’ll return to the castle for the antidote later.”

Gargamel and Azrael escaped from Gargamel’s uncle Balthazar into the Smurf forest. After a while they were lost and could no longer find the way home.

“We’re doomed Azrael! Doomed I tell you! Cursed to stay Smurfs for the rest of our lives!”
“Meeeowwwwwww!”
“Shhh! I hear something! Tiny voices. It’s the Smurfs!”

Indeed, those were the voices of the Smurfs returning from the funeral ceremony for Painter Smurf. Gargamel and Azrael joined the party. And made it to the Smurf village.

“Excellent Azrael”, said Gargamel to his cat when they were alone. “Finally we are inside the Smurf village. I still remember the antidote formula. I’ll use Papa Smurf’s chemicals to make the antidote and we will have all these juicy Smurfs, yam!”
“Meowwww!”


********

“Have you seen Vanity anywhere”, Smurfette asked Clumsy Smurf. “He promised to help me arrange my garden.”
“I saw him just outside of his hut looking in the mirror”, Clumsy replied. “I slipped and accidentally pushed him so he dropped the mirror and broke it. He said he was going to see Handy to ask him to repair his mirror or smurf him a new one.”

Smurfette went to ask Handy, but he replied that Vanity never came to see him. Smurfette was worried for Vanity. She asked Brainy and Hefty to help her search the village. They found Vanity Smurf behind Dreamy Smurf’s house. His head was smashed with a hammer found nearby. His brain was all over the place. He was obviously dead. Smurfette fainted from the ghastly scene.

Name

Title

Status



1. Lord Nuclear

Papa Smurf

Alive



2. Mrs. Tuberski

Smurfette
Alive


3. Tuberski

Hefty Smurf

Alive


4. DrSpike

Brainy Smurf
Alive


5. Skanky Burns

Lazy Smurf

Alive


6. Adagio

Handy Smurf

Alive


7. Sparrowhawk

Clumsy Smurf

Alive


8. Adrian Hon

Tailor Smurf

Alive


9. Spaced Cowboy

Farmer Smurf

Alive


10. Nikolai

Dreamy Smurf

Alive


11. Reismark

Harmony Smurf

Alive


12. Illuminatus

Painter Smurf 
Executed – Round 1


13. Kassiopeia

Vanity Smurf 

Head smashed with a hammer – Mafia round 2


14. Theben

Jokey Smurf

Alive


15. Hercules

Poet Smurf 
Alive


16. Joncha

Grouchy Smurf

Poisoned – Mafia round 1


17. Rah

Baker Smurf 
Alive


18. Civman2000

Nosey Smurf 
Alive


19. Rubychaser

Snappy Smurf 

Alive


20. Paddy the Scot

Slouchy Smurf

Alive


21. Jaguar

Baby Smurf
Alive


22. EPW

Grandpa Smurf

Alive


23. Jonny

Scaredy Smurf

Alive


24. Jon Miller

Greedy Smurf

Alive


25. Duke o’ York

Gargamel

Alive


24. Snoopy369

Azrael

Alive

[Ljube]

Illuminatus was executed by the village having attained the majority of votes.

Kassiopeia was killed by Mafia No. 2.


Voting until Monday 21:00 hours my time (27 hours).

[snoopy369]

Hrm... Hefty Smurf is pretty good with a Hammer, isn't he?

[Paddy]

A strong hand would be needed here, what say you Hefty Smurf? did you do this?

[Nikolai]

Papa Smurf has it all under control, perhaps he's too much in control?

[Kassiopeia]

Revenge!

[Tassadar500]

Hefty Smurf, shame on you.

[Jon Miller]

Papa Smurf

is responsible, if he didn't do it directly, then he should have stopped it

JM

[Sparrowhawk]

Papa Smurf

/me