FG: Mafia 38 - The Smurfs

[rah]

This must really be happy smurf land.
61 posts and nobody has died yet.

[DrSpike]

The mafia can't bring himself to brutally murder smurfs.

[Jaguar]

This be quite a spammy forum game.

[joncha]

Smurfing spammers. You should all be smurfed.

[Ljube]

I thought you hated spamming.


Yes, this has been a very happy smurf land, but not any more...

[DrSpike]

Why, what possible peril could befall our smurflike town?

[Skanky Burns]

Maybe an animator was running low on blue ink?

[Jon Miller]

can anyone do a smaller greedy?

JM

[Ljube]

Try this:

[duke o' york]

Can anyone do a plot, and first kill?

[Ljube]

Impatient you are, eh? Can't wait to eat those delicious plummy little blue nuggets?

Restrain your greed, oh Gargamel, for soon one of Smurfs is going to see his maker.

[snoopy369]

Hmm. So to figure out our votes, we just have to figure out who's been gone a few days ...

[Mrs. Tuberski]

are we figuring votes already hell we dont even have a kill yet.

[snoopy369]

Yes, but that in and of itself is a clue, isn't it

[Ljube]

Chapter 1 – Nobody really liked him


It was a lovely day in the Smurf forest. The Smurfs were happy going about their business. All but one.

“Isn’t it a beautiful sunny day Grouchy?” asked Smurfette.
“I hate sunny days”, replied Grouchy.
“Oh, come on Grouchy. I’m making a picnic and all Smurfs are invited. Can you help me spread the word?”
“I hate picnics.”
“I’ll help you Smurfette”, Handy interjected.

He then spread the word and fifteen minutes later the Smurfs gathered in the main square.
All but Papa Smurf, Grandpa Smurf, Baby Smurf and Farmer Smurf joined the party. Grouchy joined too, though reluctantly.


*******

Outside of the Smurf forest, in a derelict castle now property of one evil wizard Gargamel and his cat Azrael.

“Oh Azrael, this is the greatest plan yet! I will surely capture those blue pests now!”
“Meow!”
“That’s right Azrael! They won’t be able to escape this time! Now I just need to finish this magic potion. Then, when this concoction is done, I’ll explain you every detail of my plan, muahahahaha!”
“Meeeowwwww!”


*******

Meanwhile at the picnic, the Smurfs are enjoying the party by the river.


“This was a smurftastic idea Smurfette”, said Handy.
“I always said that we should go out when it is sunny and stay inside when it rains”, Brainy commented.
“The sun affects my complexion”, Vanity was consumed by himself as always.
“I’m so glad to see you all enjoying the party. I’m enjoying it too”, said Smurfette.
“I’ve composed a symphony to celebrate this wonderful day. Would you like to hear it?” Harmony asked.
“Better not start unless you want to swallow your trumpet, Harmony”, Hefty threatened him.
“There, there, no point in arguing when we’re having such a smurfy time. Here, look at the painting I’ve made”, Painter Smurf showed them his canvas.

“Hey look, you painted Grouchy sleeping and Lazy isn’t in the picture”, Snappy noticed.
“That’s because Grouchy is sleeping”, Painter replied.
“Sleeping?” Tailor Smurf was surprised.

The Smurfs checked up on Grouchy and found him sleeping. They tried to wake him up, but failed.

“He may be ill”, said Smurfette. “Let’s take him to Papa Smurf.”

Handy quickly made stretchers and the Smurfs carried Grouchy back to the village. Papa Smurf examined him there.

“Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! How is Grouchy? Has he awakened?” asked all the Smurfs in one voice.
“I’m afraid children he has not risen and will never rise again”, Papa Smurf paused a little. “He is dead.”
“Dead? But how can a Smurf die so young, Papa Smurf”, Brainy asked.
“He didn’t die. He was murdered. Poisoned. That is certain”, Papa Smurf replied grimly, “and we’re going to have to find the one who did it.”
“But how Papa Smurf”, Slouchy Smurf asked.
“I don’t know yet. Perhaps there is something in the books”, Papa Smurf replied unsure of himself.

“There is a precedent for this”, Grandpa Smurf interjected. “I remember, it was a long time ago, but I still remember, when similar things happened in the village all Smurfs took a vote to decide who the murderer was. If my memory serves me correctly it was solved on the third ballot.”

All Smurfs agreed with this practical proposition and proceeded to vote.

Name

Title

Status



1. Lord Nuclear

Papa Smurf

Alive



2. Mrs. Tuberski

Smurfette
Alive


3. Tuberski

Hefty Smurf

Alive


4. DrSpike

Brainy Smurf
Alive


5. Skanky Burns

Lazy Smurf

Alive


6. Adagio

Handy Smurf

Alive


7. Sparrowhawk

Clumsy Smurf

Alive


8. Adrian Hon

Tailor Smurf

Alive


9. Spaced Cowboy

Farmer Smurf

Alive


10. Nikolai

Dreamy Smurf

Alive


11. Reismark

Harmony Smurf

Alive


12. Illuminatus

Painter Smurf 
Alive


13. Kassiopeia

Vanity Smurf 

Alive


14. Theben

Jokey Smurf

Alive


15. Hercules

Poet Smurf 
Alive


16. Joncha

Grouchy Smurf

Poisoned – Mafia round 1


17. Rah

Baker Smurf 
Alive


18. Civman2000

Nosey Smurf 
Alive


19. Rubychaser

Snappy Smurf 

Alive


20. Paddy the Scot

Slouchy Smurf

Alive


21. Jaguar

Baby Smurf
Alive


22. EPW

Grandpa Smurf

Alive


23. Jonny

Scaredy Smurf

Alive


24. Jon Miller

Greedy Smurf

Alive


25. Duke o’ York

Gargamel

Alive


24. Snoopy369

Azrael

Alive