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  • Clearly you are deade.
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • the cat...

      /me rolls another long one

      there is surely still a cat out there haunting these woods
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      • Granpa Smurf - any other vote at this stage is wasted! (although I do wonder about that cat, who's been at the centre of events for much time...)
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        • hehe
          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
          I am of the Horde.

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          • Originally posted by snoopy369
            Yet again I could not poison him ... not only am I a CAT* who needs help even creating a simple potion, but I was away when he died ... Why do you hate me, Paddy

            *Catlike smurf. I can only MEOW, so clearly I'm not entirely smurfy.
            You aren't a cat, from chapter 2:

            Noticing that Gargamel has become Smurf, Azrael rushed toward him to get him. Gargamel hit him in the face.
            “Stupid cat, can you not see you too have become Smurf?”
            “Meow!” Azrael finally realised the terrible truth. He spat in disgust.
            Gargamel laughed.
            “Ha ha ha ha! This is my plan. Disguised as Smurfs you and I will now easily find the way to the Smurf village. All we need is find a Smurf anywhere in the forest and he will lead us to their village. Once we are there, we can drink the antidote and capture them all, muahahahahaha.”
            “Meeeeowwwwwwwwwww!”


            So you are in a smurf's body, thus you have hands and thumbs and not claws and paws!

            ACK!
            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • Time's up and Lazy is dead.

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              • Smurf it I didn't get to vote.
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                • More importantly I didn't get my poem in on time.

                  Tempus fugit, tempus fugit.
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                  • Chapter 7 – The new Smurf order


                    Once again the Smurfs gathered in the main square and started to discuss who they thought the murderer was. The discussion soon turned to argument. Most of them were accusing Lazy Smurf of the murder. He and his supporters objected that Lazy would not have been that stupid to kill the one whose care he had been entrusted with and argued that the only real suspect was Grandpa Smurf with his knowledge of poisons and suspicious reasons for rejection to help the others search the forest.

                    When the argument reached red heat, Brainy got on top of the speaker’s mushroom and asked for silence. He had an announcement to make.

                    “Fellow Smurfs, these terrible murders have convinced me that something differently has to be done. We can no longer allow this string of murders to continue. Therefore, I’m appointing Handy Smurf as Captain of my Guard and Slouchy and Snappy Smurfs as regular guardsmen. I’m also introducing a curfew from sundown to sunrise. This curfew will be enforced by the newly formed Smurf Guard.”

                    The other Smurfs started to grumble. They weren’t all that happy with new Papa Smurf’s decrees.

                    “As for the voting”, Brainy Smurf continued, “Lazy Smurf received the majority of votes. According to our tradition he should drink poison. Clumsy, fetch that vial of poison from Papa Smurf’s lab!”

                    Clumsy returned a few moments later but without the vial.
                    “I couldn’t find it, Papa Smurf.”
                    “You didn’t accidentally drop it, now did you”, Brainy Smurf asked.
                    “No Papa Smurf. It isn’t there.”
                    “Handy, Slouchy, Snappy, smurf the lab for it”, Brainy Smurf ordered.

                    His guardsmen searched the lab, but found no trace of the vial. Someone had taken it away.

                    “No problem Papa Smurf, I can easily smurf a new dose of poison for Lazy”, Grandpa Smurf offered to help.
                    “Do that Grandpa, but I’m going to have to find out who smurfed the original vial of poison”, Brainy said.

                    Lazy Smurf eventually received his dose of poison and took it dying moments later. The question as to who took that vial of poison from Papa Smurf’s lab remains. Could it be that one of Lazy’s supporters did it to prevent Lazy’s execution?


                    *******

                    Later that day Brainy Smurf organised a feast. All Smurfs attended and when they got to their desert, they noticed that the cake was missing. They also noticed that Greedy Smurf was missing as well.

                    “He must have taken that cake just for himself”, Brainy said. “Handy, find him”, he snapped.

                    Handy looked all over the village and found Greedy in his hideout. Greedy Smurf had eaten half of the cake, but had apparently died from poisoning. He noticed something peculiar though. The cake was made of Belladonna berries.



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                    mafia
                    Name Title Status
                    1. Lord Nuclear Papa Smurf Executed – Round 2
                    2. Mrs. Tuberski Smurfette Alive
                    3. Tuberski Hefty Smurf Executed – Round 3
                    4. DrSpike Brainy Smurf Alive
                    5. Skanky Burns Lazy Smurf Executed – Round 6
                    6. Adagio Handy Smurf Alive
                    7. Sparrowhawk Clumsy Smurf Alive
                    8. Adrian Hon Tailor Smurf Alive
                    9. Spaced Cowboy Farmer Smurf Alive
                    10. Nikolai Dreamy Smurf Executed – Round 5
                    11. Reismark Harmony Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 3
                    12. Illuminatus Painter Smurf Executed – Round 1
                    13. Kassiopeia Vanity Smurf Head smashed with a hammer – Mafia round 2
                    14. Theben Jokey Smurf Alive
                    15. Hercules Poet Smurf Alive
                    16. Joncha Grouchy Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 1
                    17. Rah Baker Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 5
                    18. Civman2000 Nosey Smurf Alive
                    19. Rubychaser Snappy Smurf Alive
                    20. Paddy the Scot Slouchy Smurf Alive
                    21. Jaguar Baby Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 6
                    22. EPW Grandpa Smurf Alive
                    23. Jonny Scaredy Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 4
                    24. Jon Miller Greedy Smurf Poisoned – Mafia round 7
                    25. Duke o’ York Gargamel Executed – Round 4
                    24. Snoopy369 Azrael Alive

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                    • Skanky Burns was executed in round 6.

                      Jon Miller was killed by mafia in round 7.


                      24 hours to vote.

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                      • It is so cleary Brainy Smurf.
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                        • Brainy organized the feast where JM got poisoned. I got kylled for accusing Brainy. It could not be any more obvious who the mafia is.
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                          • I suppose it could be Brainy
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                            • I think the berries point to Smurfette.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • JM was a strong supporter of the Grandpa Smurf cause ... now he's dead Clues of previous rounds implicated him ...
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