FG: Galactic Overlord 8, Part 4

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Well, I'll go out on a limb and guess it's the Devastator, the one from the beginning of ANH. I have no idea how I could tell it apart from the other Imperator class star destroyes, though.

I'm pretty sure it's not an ISDII, and it's grey, not blue, meaning it's ANH not ESB (the grey gets bluer in the other movies, from what i understand). Thus Devestator is as good a guess as any.

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Chapter 12.5
Et tu, Kit?

Here is something to think about
We are the Eventiorg. Resistance is futile.

Someone must have loaded the Windoze virus onto the Colony I mainframe years ago, for the central processing unit had made the critical fault of allying with non-Eventinatti. Now, with his former allies Mr. Danz and Senator Danq defeated, the system had sought refuge behind the largest fleet of lazors in the galaxy, with twice the power of his nearest rival.

This was not enough, for four attacked. The fight was fierce but the winner was clear right away. Seventeen bases were wiped, but fortunately for Colony I, there had been time to copy vital data over to the new servers at squidtemple.colony-i.gov

[Tassadar500]

The power!!!!

[Jaguar]

In all fairness, he started it.

[snoopy369]

The borg ... is no more (or at least smaller ...)

(No offense Spaced, but you were :way: too big in the laser department to let stay around much longer ...)

[Tassadar500]

And more bases are liberated by the glorious Rebel Alliance!

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Chapter 12.6
Counterinsurgency

Here is something to think about
The server was hacked by the Soviets

Another one of the rogues, Min Grah continued to fight the Eventinatti grip on the galaxy, this time vowing to sack New New New Constantinople. The entire fleet was readied.

Plans fell through however when fuel supplies were delayed by a crippling strike in the nation's refineries. All signs are pointing to the Tassadarist Intergalactic Movement's agitators, backed by rival Overlord Comrade Kit Chuss.

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Chapter 12.7
Real Estate Section

Here is something to think about
War gives a whole new dimension to squatters' rights.

Realtors report the following deals:

Polly Siffan gave Lord Vetko an option to buy what was formerly known as Lazorbattery2469 but is now the Vetkoland theme park after Lord Vetko exercised the option following the battle of Lazorbattery2469. Originally, Polly was to recieve this 17th base from conquest.

Lord Vetko provided Polly Siffan with the large planet Leviathan, known as a good source of crystals for high tech components.

Zol Ventis contributed three bases to Kit Chuss's Tassadarist Intergalactic Movement. Commentators suspect this is to bolster the People's defense against the growing power of capitalist running dog Mr. Y.

[snoopy369]

Crystals Very much appreciated Mr. Vetko!

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Crystals Very much appreciated Mr. Vetko!

I shall dedicate the theme park to you, Ms. Siffan!

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Lord Nuclear



I shall dedicate the theme park to you, Ms. Siffan!

Woot, a capitalist theme park? With extra fees for everything? Including waiting in line?

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by snoopy369


Woot, a capitalist theme park? With extra fees for everything? Including waiting in line?

And a touch of Lord Vetko theme, with death traps and the like!

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Chapter 12.8
Midpoint

Here is something to think about
XII. The Hanged Man
Transition; a changing situation; abandonment; renunciation; transformation; regeneration; inner peace; conquering material temptation; unselfishness; a pause in activities; self-sacrifice.

Reversed: Unwilling to make a sacrifice; selfishness; materialistic; ego gratification; spiritual emptiness; failure to find true meaning in one's life.

Back on New New New Constantinople, in what was dubbed the Trial of the Millenium, The Empire's Most Wanted Ivan Von Kristof was sentenced to multiple lifetimes of hard time in Jamskapulco State Dungeon.

Meanwhile, Agath Agathari was once again in hiding. The triumph of the Eventinatti seemed complete.

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Let's shoot for a Thursday update- 5 PM Pacific.

[joncha]

Thursday update w00t!!

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well stop w00ting and start sending!