FG: Nuclear War XXIII: L33T G4/\/gst4z 3d1t10/\/

[Sparrowhawk]

Sent.

/me

[Tassadar500]

But seriously, who knew I was part of the Eventian alliance?

[Jonny]

Sent.

[MORON]

Eventis is DEAD, and so shall the eventians!!!!!1!!!!11one!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Still missing orderz from:

Jamski (not holding my breath)
Atragon
MORON

I'd like to do the update before I go home today in about 8 hours.

Then we'll have a weekend turn if everyone turns in their orders, else I do the next update on Monday 8AM CST.

[MORON]

I thought I sent my orders already....wtf?

[Atragon]

sent

[Spaced Cowboy]

7uR/\/ 3: P0p 4 /\/uk3 1/\/ h1z 4ss. zomfg!!1!!
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73h C17y bu1ldz:
Jonny bu1ldz Creative Assembly
Shogun Gunner bu1ldz Chinese Junk
snoopy369 bu1ldz Chick
Sparrowhawk bu1ldz Hogline

zomfg!!1!! RuhR0\/\/, 4/\/0th3r l34d3r b173z 73h b1g 0/\/3.

Ljube-ljcvetko s3/\/dz 2 nuk3z 47 Shogun Gunner
M0R0N s3/\/dz 2 l33tz 47 Lord Nuclear (this is not a mistake, it is someone living up to his login name)!! zomfg PWND!11!
Smiley 4ls0 s3/\/dz 2 nuk3z 47 Shogun Gunner

4 /\/uk3z 70 Shogun Gunner
2 /\/uk3z 70 Lord Nuclear WTF??/?

ZOMFG MORON 1z 73h /\/\0r0/\/.

\/\/h47 b3 73h sc0r3:
3\/3/\/71z b3 d0\/\//\/ 1/\/ /\/\0r3 \/\/4yz 7h4/\/ 0/\/3.

3\/3ryb0dy 3ls3 \/\/4z \/\/0rk1/\/ 0/\/ d3/\/\ s0/\/\3 s3cr37 pr0j3c7z.
4g31/\/, z0mfg Jamski d1d/\/7 s3/\/d 0rd3rz. ROTFLOL H3 L00z3z 73h r3s7 0f h1z (1T13z.

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73h F4c710/\/z

73h h00d 4s 1t B3, 7ur/\/ 3

Name
Cities
1.  Atragon
I, Will, Kill
3.  Hercules
4ms, t3r, dam, rot
6.  Jonny
Paradox, Firaxis, Blizzard, Creative Assembly
9.  Ljube-ljcvetko
Salamanca, Mallorca, Cadiz
11. MORON
ICS, Speared Tank, Build recycling tank here, w00t for ICS
15. :) Smiley
MZO, Counterglow, Eventis
16. snoopy369
Puppy, Kitten, Pinky, Chick
17. Sparrowhawk
Peel, Guard, Hammer, Rock, Hogline

Sorry to be picking on you MORON; needed some comedic material; you provided it!


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[Sparrowhawk]

LOL@Moron
LOL w/Spaced

Sent!

/me

[Shogun Gunner]

I'm toast.

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
I guess I better start bunkering every turn 1

Or turn 3.

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Lord Nuclear
By the way, Shogun Gunner is the head of the Anti-Eventian Alliance. I just wanted to let my fellow Eventians know.

There is no such thing as Anti-Eventian Alliance. My nuking Shogun Gunner proved it conclusively.
What was there in the first two rounds was us good people teaching you evil people how to play Nuclear War.

[snoopy369]

Ahem. It was the Anti-Alliance Alliance. Just a few of us who prefer the Nuclear War to reflect the Hobbesian state of nature, where life is nasty, brutish, and short, and every man/woman looks out for him/herself, and anyone who wants to change that is a "monarchist" and deserves to die.

[Atragon]

sent

[Shogun Gunner]

Originally posted by Ljube-ljcvetko

My nuking Shogun Gunner proved it conclusively.

Yeah, thanks for that! My solace is that you did it for a good cause.

As for me being "the leader" of some kind of alliance... hardly. During both turns, there were plenty of volunteers looking for Eventis targets - nothing I did or said had anything to do with that.