FG: Nuclear War XXII - Nuclear Proliferation!

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by paramir
I never launched anything at you, i'm lw=aunched them at smiley

Exodus was planning to fire 2 nukes at Skanky

Error, error, failure to understand.

[Kuciwalker]

He's not exodus, Skanky.

[Jonny]

Apologies for that... when I was copying the orders onto paper, I must have written down Vlad's orders twice, next to Vlad's and Jaguar's names. Don't multitask while doing updates...

.......

Turn 9, for real this time: The Nukes are Everywhere, I tell you, Everywhere!

For the first time ever, no new cities were built. Fortunately, the now-unemployed contractors would soon scumb to radiation posioning, thanks to this turn's hostilities.

In the realm of Spies, Paramir sent a spy at Smiley, preventing the construction of the city of Straw Bale.

Not to be outdone, however, Skanky Burns sent out three spies. He sent a spy to Smiley, although Paramir's spy beat him to the punch. Skanky also sent a spy at Paramir... this turns out to be fortunate for Smiley, as Paramir had a planned attack of 4 nukes on Smiley. Skanky's third spy went to Exodus, which was lucky for Skanky, as Exodus was planning to fire 2 nukes at Skanky.

However, even with all the espionage activity, the five players whose orders were carried out launched a combined 16 nukes and destroyed 3 more players. Vlad Antlkerkov started by firing three nukes at Kassiopeia, turning parts of the keyboard realm of Kassiopeia into molten plastic. Meanwhile, Kassi had managed to fire 1 nuke at Paramir and 1 nuke at Exodus Pheoni. These two mere nukes would play a critical role in the destruction of two people, as Exodus was also targeted by Skanky Burns with four nukes, and Paramir was attacked with four nukes from Jaguar, resulting in both Paramir and Exodus becoming thoroughly WASTED. Smiley thought that he would be able to survive one more turn, thanks to Paramir's launch orders being sabotaged, but a salvo of three nukes from Comrade Tassadar destroyed Smiley's building materials industries.

Everyone was too busy destroying their peers to work on any secret projects.

The World As It Stands, Turn 9

Name
Cities
snoopy369
Wasted
Lord Nuclear
Wasted
Jaguar
Fatal Exception OE, Abort-Retry-Fail, Illegal Operation, 404 Page not found, Runtime error
Shogun Gunner
Wasted
Paramir
Wasted
:) Smiley
Wasted
Skanky Burns
Liberty, Vice, San Andreas, Los Santos, Los Venturas
Kassiopeia
Control, Alt
Atragon
Wasted
DrSpike
Wasted
Spaced Cowboy
Wasted
Hercules
Wasted
Kuciwalker
Wasted
Vlad Antlerkov
ASDF, QWERTY, ZXCV, AEOU, In Sooth I Know Not Why I Am So Sad
Ljube-ljcvetko
Wasted
Comrade Tassadar
Tassadaria, Intellectual, Kazar, Tassagrad, Alba-Aataa
Sparrowhawk
Wasted
self biased
Wasted
[Exodus] Pheoni
Wasted

Now accepting turn 10 orders.

[Kassiopeia]

I lives!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Vlad will die now, I foresee the events to come.

[[Exodus] Pheoni]

awwww i been skankyfied lol

[DrSpike]

Did Skanky retaliate against the wrong person?

[Shogun Gunner]

Does that make a retaliation against Skanky wrong?

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
Vlad will die now, I foresee the events to come.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
Does that make a retaliation against Skanky wrong?

Now that Skanky has negotiated his way off of my list an attack on him is always wrong.

[Skanky Burns]

Err, um, yeah.

[paramir]

Dr spike is running away with this

[Skanky Burns]

My orders are in.

[Jaguar]

As are mine.

[Jonny]

3/5

Waiting on Kassi and the Comrade.