FG: Nucular War XIX Game Thread

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4/6, need orders from Nucular and EWW

[Atragon]

*pokes thread with stick*

[Skanky Burns]

/me collects soil samples from the land he used to own.
Wow, so much time has passed that the land is no-longer radioactive!

[DrSpike]

Don't be silly, that would be 1000s of years..........oh wait, I see your point.

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While it is Thanksgiving in the USA... Nucular is Canadian. I've given him another message but it might be another couple days.

[Tassadar500]

I was actually in the US celebrating Thanksgiving so

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DAY NINETEEN

Texas Nucular Missile Massacre!
Nearly them whole town was in on one huge brawl today! Things started down at the Cowboy's ranch, when the rampaging Kassie and the until-now quiet Loobletko decided it was time to nuke someone outta town.

Kassie's hooligans cut through the fences and trespassd onto them Cowboy's property, but was unable to find none o them houses, not even the high-rise Starred Tower barn. Disgruntled, Loobletko reckond there was no use in waitin any longer, and attempted to paint them ranch red with four blasts o his gun. Kassie followed wit a fifth.

There was one huge kaboom and a bunch of ground beef was launched into them sky, but save for a few stray steers the Cowboy escaped without a scratch. Loobletko fumed as them Cowboy and him herds emerged from an irrgatin ditch as he clicked em empty gun. Kassie, meanwhile, was already on the road to target number two.

Spike also had them misfortune of being on them recievin' end of two people's wrath, but him too came prepared. Acting on a tip from em sherriff, he had park'd him trailers behind Boss Nucular's brand-new church. So, when Kassie fired off another round an E.W.W. added two more, only Trailer Fuenf got trashed.

As for Boss "Comeback Kid" Nucular, however, he wasn't nearly as forchnate, an two o his new buildin's were chewed up like a log goin through a pulpmill. Nucular, who was busy makin moonshine in them basement, was unvailable fer comment.

On them drive back home, E.W.W., whose business had been providin them customers with them services once had at them saloon an brothels, started to get worr'd 'bout Kassie's crusade to rid em county o evil. So, he pulled up to them schoolhouse an shot them lil shack to smithereens. Juss to be sure, he blastd a second round as him van pulled out to hide em evidence.

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Stalemate, PWNED, Hmm

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson

Kassie
Schoolteacher
WASTED
Atrahedron
Pioneer
WASTED
Siban
Cook
WASTED
Uncle B
Pimp
WASTED
Herkales
Banker
WASTED
Vad Hornkof
Pimp
WASTED
Skanky Burnt
Musician
WASTED
Jony
Politician
WASTED
Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[Jonny]

Y'all still ain't dead yet?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Can probably get rid of the wasteds from that table now.

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Game
Players
Turns
#18: Are you a dove or a hawk?
12
16
#17: Clouds of War
13
15
#16: The Thirteenth President
13
10
#15: Don't get MAD, get even!
12
21
#14: Nuclear Master Edition
12
*
#13: No fish, just pure MADness
16
19
#12: The bowl ain't getting bigger
16
15
#11
11
10
#10: Many fish, small bowl
10
7
#9: No More MAD!
7
12
#8
7
20
#7
7
13
#6
7
10
#5
7
8
#4
10
10
#3
11
19
#2
11
20***
#1
9
9***

* Chaunk GM'd this game and disappeared after Turn #7
** The earlier games had some different rules, notably no cap on cities, spy observing (find out other person's orders, don't lose spy unless bunker or nuking encountered), and the "People's Nuke", where once three players were wasted, they got a nuke shot to vote at someone.
***First two games also had government and propaganda, and were also allowed to end in draws with two players left.

[DrSpike]

It was only game 2 that had the propaganda rules.

[Kassiopeia]

Well, at least I went with a boom I find EPW's behaviour loathable, though

[EPW]

Your back-door dealings didn't go well with an honest folk like me

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Sent, loobjercko, you are so going to pay.

BTW, what is with Smiley posting with a Texan accent in the OTF?