FG: Nucular War XIX Game Thread

[Hercules]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris
Scent, and the situation ain't smelling good

Well my situashun wasa lukin' ok 'til suddenly

'Wham Bam thank yu Marm'

[:) Smiley]

DAY TEN
Business as usual!
Look like 'em things ah returnin' to normal here in town today. Some new buildin' goin' on at E.W.W.'s Emporium an Siban's Saloon. Ah reckon dis is a good time for all ya law-abidin folks to head on down to town an enjoy yourselfs while them town still standin'. 'Cause ya know, while them pair o folks be fixin things up, them other seven been up to who know what.

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

Atrahedron
Pioneer
Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2

Kassie
Schoolteacher
Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Yassa

Siban
Cook
BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated, Bassted

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson

Uncle B
Pimp
Clit

Herkales
Banker
WASTED
Vad Hornkof
Pimp
WASTED
Skanky Burnt
Musician
WASTED
Jony
Politician
WASTED
Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[Kassiopeia]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

sent

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Theben]

Originally posted by DrSpike
But you still got a post in.

And yours wasn't necessary at all.


SENT, btw.

[Tassadar500]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

6/9, still need orders from Atra, SC, and Uncle B.

[Fake Boris]

Sent

[Atragon]

sent

[Fake Boris]

BTW everyone here sucks

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by Smiley
6/9, still need orders from Atra, SC, and Uncle B.

SC said he already sent.

[:) Smiley]

DAY ELEVEN

Them Grand Exorcism o Dead Roach County!

Listen my folks let me tell ya bout the day
That the people o Dead Roach 'cided them sinners coulddunt stay
An they rounded up them angry folks an nucular guns
An sent 'em trash to hell on an atomic highway

Well firs to go was them Siban's den of sin
Which evryone an their kids knew wasn't juss no inn
Them place was full o gamblers and ne'er do wells to the brim
Playin' poker, smoking pipes, an guzzlin bathtub gin

Bath tub gin, that's right folks, bathtub gin

A big yellow bus pull'd up to them saloon's front door
An out poured twenty boys an girls, or maybe it was more
Said Kassie them bumpkins were just out for a field trip
But Ah tell ya that sure was one unconvential tour

Now Siban heself he was buildin' him a room
Was gonna name it Fricaseed, 'till he heard a boom
The wall fell down an it was clear it had been sabotaged
Thats when he heard em sound o his impending doom

Click-click, click click, Four shotgun shells

Kassie's science class had built another gun
With four two-inch barrels it sure looked like it was fun
A pull o the trigger and a great big puff of smoke
An ol man Siban's days in Dead Roach Gulch were as good as done

Said Siban as he bled, to the Lord did he plea
That he was juss tryin' to make a livin in the land o the free
But the Lord simply laughed at him and his poor excuse
Said He juss be glad ya didnt go out swingin from a tree

Ol tree, swinging from a rope. no, we not that civilized

Meanwhile over on them other side o town
At the local church something big was goin down
Boss Nucular an Atrahedron hatched up a plot
To put an end to Uncle B an him lewd going ons

The Reverend shined his gun and rounded up a gang
To go back behind the hills and foil Uncle B's latest plan
Sure enough they found him tryin' to stockpile weapons and ammo
Caught red handed Uncle Boris grabbed his stuff and ran

Fast, fast, but he was no Superman

Leapin' o'er them hill Uncle B's heart sank
For Atrahedron was waiting for him on the riverbank
The two men an four guns had him surrounded on all sides
Still B tried to escape in the river cold and dank

Course it did him no good as water aint stop bomb
Them four shots hit home and made them whole river foam
Bits n pieces o Uncle B will rain down around the world
As for his soul down in hell it shall forever roam

Hell risin up on them earth, bringin bad men back down

Now in them town only seven people remained
As for them other five they be up to no good again
Up to secret business in the shadows o the hills
Only in the next few days will their intentions be plain

For as long as there are in them earth weapons grade uranium
There bound to be squabbles over that precious sum
Perhaps one will live to call this whole place their own
Or maybe the blood will flow till all are deaf and dumb

Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office

Name
Occupation
Land Claims

Atrahedron
Pioneer
Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform

EWW
Merchant
Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2

Kassie
Schoolteacher
Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya

Loobletko
Painter
Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit

Boss Nucular
Pastor
Yassa

Spike, Esquire
Attorney
Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf

Starred Cowboy
Cowboy
Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson
Siban
Cook
WASTED
Uncle B
Pimp
WASTED
Herkales
Banker
WASTED
Vad Hornkof
Pimp
WASTED
Skanky Burnt
Musician
WASTED
Jony
Politician
WASTED
Sparrowhack
Steamboat captain
WASTED
ColonelTacticus
Cavalry Officer
WASTED
DookCloud
Prospector
WASTED
Whohuh
Outlaw
WASTED

[Tassadar500]

ZOMG PWNED!

[Theben]

Kassie yew yella-bellied low-down good-fer-nuthin' rascal! I'm madder than a coon wit' his tail caught in a cotton gin!