Nuclear War XVI: The 13th President

[Skanky Burns]

Sented.

[:) Smiley]

4/9
need orders from DC, Doc, GT, Jonny, and one other guy whose name slips my mind at the moment.

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Theben


If that was directed at me it was one hell of an x-post.

It was........I think yours was the last post on the page and I didn't realise there was another page. Still, you got the msg by the looks of it.

[Ljube]

You should have bunkered W.

[:) Smiley]

6/9
DC, Jonny, & Doc, you post all the time, why not send in some orders?

[Whoha]

or sent the spy at skanky.

[:) Smiley]

Bunkers are for the weak, real leaders stop missiles with their own bare hands.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Smiley
6/9
DC, Jonny, & Doc, you post all the time, why not send in some orders?

Because I have a no forum games at work rule.

[Jonny]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

7/9.

You're still at work at 7:30PM?

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[DarkCloud]

sent. I'm about :25 minutes ahead of the deadline

[DarkCloud]

DC, Jonny, & Doc, you post all the time,

Probably not good to be known for posting all the time, so I decided not to send in my orders till now.

[:) Smiley]

Day 4: What little red button?

Construction firms went belly up worldwide, as only two contracts came up for bid. One was for Doc's new city of 13th, and the other was for Skanky Burns's city of +4. Doc was eager to show off his empire's wealth, while Skanky simply needed housing for all the refugees that crammed into +1 after the destruction of +2 and +3.

Both were to be among the wisest investments in real estate history.

A third city known as Translucence was possibly built by DarkCloud, however, our cameras only show a blurry haze where it ought to be.

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That said, five presidents went to work today and decided it was time to bump someone off. The Vlad-Kuci-koo war raged out of control today as the two sides exchanged nuclear shots. Kuci-koo barely survived, and was heard saying "oh **** i'm so ****ed" when he recieved the news. (Internal sources insist the Grand Leader had said "oh **** survived the attack", though the last three words were hard to make out through the static.)

Vlad didn't fare quite as well. The rubble had barely settled on Fork and Plate when three missiles from his other enemy, Jonny, arrived and bounced the rocks.

Jonny also had a present for Skanky Burns, though it was more taking and less giving, with the city of +1 blown to bits.

A cold war between GeneralTacticus and Sparrowhawk turned hot early afternoon, when Sparrow decided to make the first move and deal GT a knockout blow of four missiles. Not one of GT's three cities survived.

In another border squabble gone bad, Spaced Cowboy dropped a quad on Doc, also hoping for a no-response. However, he was frustrated by the newly built city of 13th. Spaced's security chief insisted that the city did not exist in yesterday's spy plane overflight, the Cowboy had him locked up anyway.

Cast of Characters
DarkCloud: Mirage, Illusion, Glass, NAME:, Translucence.
DrSpike: 13th
Jonny: Invincible, Impregnable, Inexpungable
Kuciwalker: oh ****
Skanky Burns: +4
Spaced Cowboy: 1337, R0X0R, W00t
Sparrowhawk: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl, Bhopal, Three Mile Island

GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED
Whoha: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED
Theben: WASTED
Adagio: WASTED

Orders will be processed when all are recieved, or Thursday evening Pacific Standard, whichever comes first.