Nuclear War XVI: The 13th President

[Spaced Cowboy]

orders in.

[:) Smiley]

Whoops, forgot to add Vlad's city of Plate.

11/13, waiting on the Doc, and you guessed it, Kuci-koo.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Smiley
11/13, waiting on the Doc

Even after all that posting?

[DrSpike]

Yeah, all one.

I'll sort out all the forum games later on.

[Theben]

You've posted quite a bit elsewhere.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

Kuciwalker has been PM'd once again.

[:) Smiley]

All in. Processing.

[:) Smiley]

Day 2: Badger Hunt
Real estate markets continued their upwards rise this morning, as five new cities welcomed the former residents of yesterday's four nuked cities. Prospective buyers can check out the following properties:

For those looking for an ordinary place to blend in to, Darkcloud's NAME: development features highrise apartments and a stately civic center.
In these times, some may want more security. Jonny's Inexpungable Skull Island Fortress offers protection that goes beyond even Jonny's own high standards.
For those who actually enjoy living dangerously, Sparrowhawk's Three Mile Island development offers atomic age living, complete with atomic age side effects.
On the other hand, you may be indifferent and just want cheap housing. In that case, Kuciwalker's city of Name it Whatever features a wide variety of used housing for the refugee on a budget.
Our realtors also were going to investigate Theben's Arise Chicken subdivision, however, special circumstances forced them to cancel the trip.

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Angry about Adagio's nuking, Skanky Burns returned the favor with a 50% bonus, sending 3 nukes and wasting Adagio. All the snakes, scorpions, and spiders perished; only the roaches survived.

A border dispute between Vlad and his northern neighbor Kuciwalker went nuclear this afternoon, as Vlad killed the citizens of I'm gonna die and made *splat* go splat.

Doc grew nervous as Spaced Cowboy launched four missiles in his general direction. Luckily for him, their targets were further downrange, where they made short work of Theben's cities, including his newly built subdivision. The cowboy's press staff accompanied the missiles with the statement: "Our nation is not wetoddedd."

The remaining nations were involved on secret projects. Citizens are advised of a 50% chance of fallout this evening, with a apocalypse watch until 3AM.


Cast of Characters
DarkCloud: Mirage, Illusion, Glass, NAME:
DrSpike: Nuclear, War, XVI
GeneralTacticus: Mayhem, Anarchy, Chaos
Jonny: Invincible, Indestructible, Nuke-Proof, Impregnable, Inexpungable
Kuciwalker: oh ****, Whatever you want, Name it whatever
Ljube: Olympus
Skanky Burns: +1
Spaced Cowboy: 1337, R0X0R, W00t
Sparrowhawk: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl, Bhopal, Three Mile Island
Vlad Antlerkov: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Plate
Whoha: Sacrificial Target 1, Sacrificial Target 2, Sacrificial Target 3

Theben: WASTED
Adagio: WASTED

Orders will be processed when all are recieved, or Tuesday evening Pacific Standard, whichever comes first.

[Theben]

Now that wasn't very nice.

[:) Smiley]

Not at all, I was hoping to see what your 5th city was gonna be called.

[Sparrowhawk]

Sent

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Sent orders and contingency orders. You know, in case the first set of orders is invalid for some reason.

[Jonny]

Sent.

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.