FG: Galactic Overlord 4: No Cowboys Allowed.

[Skanky Burns]

Orders in.

[duke o' york]

Yarr Jamski lad! Ye be wantin to be makin a Pirate Overlord ya scurvy dog!

[Kassiopeia]

IT WORKS! TEH INTERNET WORKS! YES!

[Kassiopeia]

Orders sent, btw.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Still missing Joncha orders, but apparently the internet works now, so I'm stumped as to why I do not have them.

[joncha]

sorry... they are but moments away...

[joncha]

...and now they are in.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Okay, I thought that I had spikey's orders, but I do not. So now we are waiting on him.

[Kassiopeia]

Order revision sent.

[DrSpike]

Sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Turn 11: "WTF....er no. This is hilarious."

Joncha's fleet approaches Kassiopeia's fleet in the designated area.
K: "About time you made it."
J: "Sorry I'm late."
K: "Where's ..."
J: "Haven't seen him, maybe he got sabotaged."
K: "So do we press on?"
J: "Nothin' better to do."
K: "Hold on a sec."
J: "What is it?"
K: "I've got something on radar."
J: "Is it....?"
K: "No It appears to be a very small ship headed away from our destination."
J: "Whatever, let's press on."
K: "K"

Back for another day in the saddle, Butch Joncha and the Kassiopeia Kid approach the bases of Skanky Burns. What? Surely, you meant DrSpike! Nope, Skanky is the target and DrSpike was supposed to join in the party, but is not here for some reason.

Joncha: 1TC 6LT 2FT 15TT: TTL-FLF: back off and normal formation.
Kassiopeia: 4FD 5TD 13LT 12FT 23TT: TTL-FLF: back off and normal formation.
Skanky Burns: 1TF 1TB 1LD 5TD 39LT 20TT: LTL-TFF: close in and spread out.

Raw Data (Round 1)
********************************
The Alliance           Skanky Burns
215T                              199L
215T                              124T
095L                              199L  
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Adjusted Data (Round 1)
215T                              199L             Skanky Burns takes 16 hits.
107T                              124T            The Alliance takes 17 hits.
095L                              199L             The Alliance takes 104 hits.              
********************************

Skanky Burns lost 1 LD and suffered damage to 1LT[2]. The Alliance lost 1TC, 1TD, 10LT and took damage to 1TD[3] and 2 ea. LT[8].

Adjusted Fleets:
Joncha: 1LT[8] 2FT 15TT: TTL-FLF: back off and normal formation.
Kassiopeia: 4FD 4TD 8LT[8] 12FT 23TT: TTL-FLF: back off and normal formation.
Skanky Burns: 1TF 1TB 5TD 39LT[2] 20TT: LTL-TFF: close in and spread out.

Raw Data (Round 2)
********************************
The Alliance           Skanky Burns
86F                              124T
45L                              000F
86F                              000F  
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Adjusted Data (Round 2)
344F                              124T              Skanky Burns takes 220 hits.
090L                              000F              Skanky Burns takes 90 hits.
172F                              000F              Skanky Burns takes 172 hits.             
********************************

Skanky Burns lost 1TF 1TB 5TD 27LT 17TT and suffered damage to 1TT[8]. The alliance gains two of Skanky's bases (so I do not have to split one base).

**************************************
Commander: "Have they left?"
First Mate: "Leaving the system right now."
Commander: "We'll give them a few minutes and move in."
First Mate: "Still doesn't seem right, though."
Commander: "You'll understand more as you grow, young one."
A long pause.
First Mate: "Sir, Has it been long enough?
Commander: "Yes, DO IT!"

DrSpike warps into the Joncha system with his WHOLE fleet and quickly takes control of all the bases in that sector.

*************************************
A lone torpedo frigate drops out of warp.
Commander: "Scanners?"
First Mate: "Nothing but big juicy bases, sir. No ships on the screen."
Commander: "Excellent, move and and make them ours!"
First Mate: "Aye-Aye!"

Skanky Burns lone torpedo frigate captures all of DrSpike's bases. (Making me think that DrSpike has somehow broken into me stash again.)

 
Player Name
 
Bases
 
BPs
 
TotalShips
 
Frigates(1)
 
Cruisers(2)
 
Battleships(3)
 
Dreadnaughts(4)
 
Titans(5)
 



 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 
Las
 
Fig
 
Torp
 



 
DrSpike
 
(15)
 
31
 
67
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
3
 
2
 
3
 
15
 
14
 
30
 



 
joncha
 
(1)
 
3
 
18
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
1[8]
 
2
 
15
 



 
Kassiopeia
 
6(10)
 
50
 
55
 
1
 
-
 
1
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
4
 
5
 
9[8]
 
12
 
23
 



 
Skanky Burns
6(30)
 
90
 
16
 
-
 
-
 
1
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
-
 
12
 
-
 
3[8]
 

Reminder, DrSpike and Joncha cannot build any ships this turn.

[DrSpike]

Bugger.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Bugger.

Always leave a light on when you leave the house!

[Kuciwalker]

[Kassiopeia]

See? That's what happens to backstabbers.