FG: Mafia XXIV: Jurassic Park

[Kuciwalker]

Sorry about not updating it - I had an unfortunate run-in with my room all day yesterday

[DarkCloud]

...for shame...

It's all right

[Kuciwalker]

Working on the update now... Whoha's dead.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Tuberski starts all the docpiles around here, which is suspicious.

Mind you, Whoha always votes with him. As does Skanky, and me, and, er, lots of people.

I didn't start the Whoha docpile.....

ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

The next morning, they held a funeral of sorts for Dr. Wu. "All of this death is making me feel very religious. I feel like we may all die here," said Hammond. "Dr. Wu was an excellent biologist, devoted to his work. He worked himself and his subordinates extremely hard, and managed to get the work we needed done. I only hope the park can continue without him."

...

They tallied the votes, and Dr. Grant was the one to die. They tossed him onto the repaired electric fence, and he died, twitching.

They still couldn't get the jeeps working, so they left them there and continued the tour. It would take two days of walking to get back to the lodgings - it was a huge park.

Dr. Satler was pleased, because Dr. Grant had been going on about how nice it was the kids were gone and it was getting annoying. They saw some triceratops and herds of some other dinosaurs, with the tour guide making up for the lack of the jeeps' computerized explanations.

The next morning, they found the skanky construction worker dead. His mouth was full of Melia berries, so Dr. Satler didn't even bother to check out the symptoms. Hammond began to pray that they got out of here alive.

Name

Position

Status



1. Kuciwalker

Ian Malcom

GM




2. Whoha

Dr. Grant
villagers r3 electrocuted


3. Adagio

Velociraptor

mafia r0 lysine deficiency


4. Spaced Cowboy

Dr. Satler
Still around


5. Method

Hammond

Still around


6. Gamecube64

Ed Regis

Still around


7. Jonny

Arnold

Still around


8. rah

Muldoon

Still around


9. Ljube-ljcvetko

Nedry

Still around


10. Snowfire

Lex

villagers r2 run over


11. Hercules

Lab Technician

Still around


12. Kassiopeia

Timmy 
mafia r1 electified


13. loinburger

Gennaro

Still around


14. joncha

Ross

villagers r1 cut off


15. FlameFlash

Helicopter Pilot 
Still around


16. Ben Kenobi

Park Guide

Still around


17. Skanky Burns

Construction Worker
mafia r3 [i]Melia[/i] poisoning


18. duke o' york

Dr. Harding 
Still around


19. DrSpike

Security Guard

Still around


20. gjramsey

Dr. Wu 
mafia r2 unknown


21. Tuberski

Dinosaur Handler
Still around


22. Frozzy

Guiterrez

Still around


23. DarkCloud

Dr. Stone

Still around

[Tuberski]

duke o' york , for incorrectly accusing me of starting the last docpile........

ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

Then you'll never find out how Dr. Wu died - an important clue

Of course, Dr. Harding could actually be the mafia

[Whoha]

Make doctor Satler check the cause of death anyway.

[Kuciwalker]

Ah, well, that works, I guess.

[Skanky Burns]

Bugger.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Bugger.

No.

[Skanky Burns]

Speaking of which, the dead people aren't crossed out in the table.

[Kuciwalker]

They're listed as dead though

[Skanky Burns]

[DarkCloud]

Indubitably the culprit knows much about the animals in this park- that therefore lowers the list of possible felons to the following:

Hammond, Muldoon, Park Guides and, Dinosaur Handlers.

However, I am still convinced that Muldoon (aka RAH) is the one true culprit.

Knowing that I put myself in a risky situation by analysing the situation thus, I can only say that I do the following in an attempt to serve the greater good, much as my genetic research contributied toward the greater sum of human knowledge.

Thank you dearly, my great friends and may you all live long and prosper thanks to the advice that I so freely give.