Mafia XXII: The Simpsons Strike Back

[Kassiopeia]

I also think that enforcing 24 hours in the first round is silly because

1) Not all players might find out the game has started in that time
2) The GM himself hasn't showed up to continue the story. The 24 h limit is IMO mainly to keep the game flowing, and it certainly isn't accomplishing that now.

[vovan]

At this point, I'd say the show must go on, story or not.

[Kassiopeia]

Sure. I therefore kindly ask Mafia #2 to post us who he'll kill next round.

[Tassadar500]

Tensions were running high in the Flanders house. Their cream colored walls were all filled with gum. Everyone was waiting for the votes to be read by the house leader, Ned.

“I have now received all of the votes. The one who receives the most votes, will be taken outside and hit with a diddly-o-shovel. Okay?” Flanders said rather cheerfully. Flanders stopped being cheerful, when he was the one who was voted out. He ended his life with the words “okely dokely!”

The house was quiet the whole day. A vote on the new leader of the house had to be taken, which it was. The leader decided was Marge Simpson, although she took the position rather reluctantly. Her first act as leader was to make everyone clean up the house.

The Flanders family, now consisting of only two members, wept and wept. Marge asked Krusty to make a joke, so he did.

“A joke? Okay. Two men walk into a bar; one of them is a 12-inch pianist- WOWHOA! I can’t tell that joke.”

The next kill, came very soon after. Homer, Barney, and Moe were drinking beer together. None of them, was quite, drunk yet, but they would become drunk soon.

“Look Homer! The best beer is not Duff, but Duff Special, it was even rated higher,” Moe was only saying that because Duff Special was the most expensive beer in his bar. If he ever escapes this house, he thought. His thoughts ended shortly, not only because he had nothing left to say, but because some green sludge landed all over his face. He tried to wipe it off, but he could not. It started to sink into his skin slowly killing Moe.

“D’oh! Wait, who gets the bar now?” Homer asked in light of the new events.
When the people of the house went to bury Moe, they found something engraved in the side of his cheek. “NPP” was all it said.

Voting Period Begins

Name

Position

Status




1. Hercules

 Moe Szyslak

Sludged




2 Kassiopeia

 Mr. Smithers 
Present


3. Rah 

Chief Wiggum

Present


4. Adagio

Krusty the Clown 
Present


5. Theben

Selma 

Present


6. Jonny

Patty

Present


7. DrSpike

Ned Flanders

Hit with a shovel


8. Jon Miller

Maude Flanders

Present


9. Skanky Burns

Mr. M. Skanky Burns 

Present


10. Chaunk

 Barney 

Present


11. Method

Apu 

Present


12. Vovan

Dr. Hibbert  
Present


13. Ljube-ljcvetko

Sideshow Bob 

Present


14. gjramsey

Rod Flanders 

Present


15 Spaced Cowboy

Todd Flanders  
Killed by a projectile


16 Gamecube64

Seymour Skinner 

Present


17 Zopperoni

Willie  
Present


18. Tuberski

Otto 
Present


19. Imran Siddiquii

Maggie Simpson 

Present


20. DarkCloudi

Lisa Simspon  
Present


21. Kucinich

Bart Simpson 
Present


22. Alva

Marge Simpsont

Present


23. Rasputin 

Grandpa Simpson

Present


24. Joncha

Homer Simpson

Present

[vovan]

Adagio. Who else could play such a cruel joke?

[gjramsey]

Sludged? Sounds like something Apu (Method) would try to sell from the quicky mart.

[Adagio]

What would I gain from killing Moe? It seems rather that Barney could get lots of free beer from killing him...

[Adagio]

What do Sludged mean?

[rah]

When I was the mafia, I liked to have the method of death be a clue so I'll go along with gjramsey and vote
method

[Imran Siddiqui]

dart with a cross and a dark cloud
green sludge and NPP

Two kinds of deaths seem like 2 Mafias.

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I'm thinking Maude Flanders (Jon Miller) may be the one who threw the projectile.

[Ljube]

I don't like how everybody if they can't pick up the clues simply dogpile the next guy. I don't like that method.

[vovan]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Two kinds of deaths seem like 2 Mafias.

That's how it's supposed to be. You have two mafias with hopefully distinct killing styles.

[gjramsey]

Originally posted by Adagio
What do Sludged mean?

Sludge is some nasty stuff that can get built up in ice machines and soft drink dispensers.

In Houston, the weekly Food inspection report on one of the TV stations has a part called "Sludge in the Ice Machine" and lists all the resturaunts that has recently gotten a citation for the offense.

[Adagio]

Ok, but how can this kill? Does he drink it, and then get poisened or something?

[Jon Miller]

could I have an avatar?

JKon Miller