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/me hums The Simpson's theme song.
It was a very hot day, and smog filled the air. Ned Flanders was hosting a party at his house. There was a whole table meant for pies, which Patty and Selma quite liked. Rod, Todd, and Maude were in the house, playing Jesus Christopoly. Bart was trying to convince Barney and Moe to give him beer but Lisa saw, tattled, and Marge came over and pulled Bart by his ear. Homer was supposed to be looking after Maggie, but he left her with Mr. Burns, and Mr. Smithers, while he went to play darts with Chief Wiggum and Krusty The Clown. Apu was selling Dr. Hibbert beef jerky, in the back corner of the yard. Otto was jammmin’ in his car, with Willie and Seymour singing with him. Grandpa and Sideshow Bob were nowhere to be found.
Homer, Chief Wiggum, and Krusty were playing darts behind the party in the backyard. The dart board was placed on the wall.
“You’re the crappiest player of darts ever, Wiggum,” Homer mocked.
“I could pull a better dart player out of my…”
“I’m going to stand right next to the dart board. Try to hit me, okay Wiggum?” Homer instructed.
Homer went over to the side of the dart board like he said. Chief Wiggum got ready and then chucked the dart at Homer’s head.
“D’OH!”
“Holy Jeebus! I landed on Mel Gibson. It says, please pay $75 dollars to fund a new-“ Todd Flanders did not finish his sentence. A dart struck his head with a picture of a cross and a dark grey cloud put on a note hanging from it.” Rod and Maude wailed and then fainted from seeing their brother and son with a dart through his head.
After dropping his dart, and stuffing his face with pies, Chief Wiggum ran into the house hearing the scream (well it was more like a crawl). Then all of the people ran into house along with him.
“It seems to me, that Todd Flanders was just murdered,” Wiggum said in a rather bad English accent.
“Of course he was! You just saw him to do it,” Lisa replied smart-alecky.
“Break it up. Break it up. We need to find out who this murderer is, or I won’t be able to get back in my house alive. Let’s have a vote!” Marge said reasonably.
The citizens of Springfield yelled, “AGREED!”
There was an awkward silence, the type that makes you so uncomfortable that you feel the need to kill.
“And one more thing, no one is allowed to leave the house, lest the murderer escape," Flanders added.
Voting Period Begins!
It was a very hot day, and smog filled the air. Ned Flanders was hosting a party at his house. There was a whole table meant for pies, which Patty and Selma quite liked. Rod, Todd, and Maude were in the house, playing Jesus Christopoly. Bart was trying to convince Barney and Moe to give him beer but Lisa saw, tattled, and Marge came over and pulled Bart by his ear. Homer was supposed to be looking after Maggie, but he left her with Mr. Burns, and Mr. Smithers, while he went to play darts with Chief Wiggum and Krusty The Clown. Apu was selling Dr. Hibbert beef jerky, in the back corner of the yard. Otto was jammmin’ in his car, with Willie and Seymour singing with him. Grandpa and Sideshow Bob were nowhere to be found.
Homer, Chief Wiggum, and Krusty were playing darts behind the party in the backyard. The dart board was placed on the wall.
“You’re the crappiest player of darts ever, Wiggum,” Homer mocked.
“I could pull a better dart player out of my…”
“I’m going to stand right next to the dart board. Try to hit me, okay Wiggum?” Homer instructed.
Homer went over to the side of the dart board like he said. Chief Wiggum got ready and then chucked the dart at Homer’s head.
“D’OH!”
“Holy Jeebus! I landed on Mel Gibson. It says, please pay $75 dollars to fund a new-“ Todd Flanders did not finish his sentence. A dart struck his head with a picture of a cross and a dark grey cloud put on a note hanging from it.” Rod and Maude wailed and then fainted from seeing their brother and son with a dart through his head.
After dropping his dart, and stuffing his face with pies, Chief Wiggum ran into the house hearing the scream (well it was more like a crawl). Then all of the people ran into house along with him.
“It seems to me, that Todd Flanders was just murdered,” Wiggum said in a rather bad English accent.
“Of course he was! You just saw him to do it,” Lisa replied smart-alecky.
“Break it up. Break it up. We need to find out who this murderer is, or I won’t be able to get back in my house alive. Let’s have a vote!” Marge said reasonably.
The citizens of Springfield yelled, “AGREED!”
There was an awkward silence, the type that makes you so uncomfortable that you feel the need to kill.
“And one more thing, no one is allowed to leave the house, lest the murderer escape," Flanders added.
Voting Period Begins!
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mafia
| Name | Position | Status |
| 1. Hercules | Moe Szyslak | Present |
| 2 Kassiopeia | Mr. Smithers | Present |
| 3. Rah | Chief Wiggum | Present |
| 4. Adagio | Krusty the Clown | Present |
| 5. Theben | Selma | Present |
| 6. Jonny | Patty | Present |
| 7. DrSpike | Ned Flanders | Present |
| 8. Jon Miller | Maude Flanders | Present |
| 9. Skanky Burns | Mr. M. Skanky Burns | Present |
| 10. Chaunk | Barney | Present |
| 11. Method | Apu | Present |
| 12. Vovan | Dr. Hibbert | Present |
| 13. Ljube-ljcvetko | Sideshow Bob | Present |
| 14. gjramsey | Rod Flanders | Present |
| 15 Spaced Cowboy | Todd Flanders | Dead |
| 16 Gamecube64 | Seymour Skinner | Present |
| 17 Zopperoni | Willie | Present |
| 18. Tuberski | Otto | Present |
| 19. Imran Siddiquii | Maggie Simpson | Present |
| 20. DarkCloudi | Lisa Simspon | Present |
| 21. Kucinich | Bart Simpson | Present |
| 22. Alva | Marge Simpsont | Present |
| 23. Rasputin | Grandpa Simpson | Present |
| 24. Joncha | Homer Simpson | Present |
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