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Chapter 6: Fighting in the Halls
Having been beaten to a bloody pulp, and nearly dead, Zopperoni was about to give himself up to fate when the scream came traveling down the hallway.
“What’s that?” His first beater, the Bodyguard- Duke O’York turned away.
“Keep hitting.” Spaced insisted.
“I don’t know- it sounded like someone was calling about a dead body.”
“What?” Spaced turned. Duke O’York started running back to MOD Headquarters where he discovered Skanky Burn’s choked and bloated body. He turned away in disgust, then noticed the figure running in the shadows. “Hey wait!” He called.
The man momentarily turned and screamed at him- “Killer!”
“No!” Duke O’York responded- “I came at the sound of your voice!”
“Then why’re you alone?” The man halted in his run.
Spaced Cowboy appeared at Duke’s side.
The running man returned to the two.
“Seems like you have some explaining to do.” Spaced glared at him.
“I’ll write it down.” The man took out his black paper pad and started scribbling.
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Zopperoni, the SPAM Presidential Candidate, now left alone, crawled back to his headquarters, his lower-lip bleeding and leaving a trail of blood.
GJ Ramsey, frowning deeply, wiped the blood from the ground with a paper towel, then did his best to console his employer and Presidential Candidate.
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“And you see-” Joncha finished his explanation.
“I was merely coming to speak to Duke O’York about the killings- I fear for my life. I fear that an important personage is behind the deaths- and since Duke detected General Ludd before- I think he might be correct again-”
Spaced Cowboy glared at him. “You will discuss nothing, scum. We will vote on this incident.”
Joncha hung his head.
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At the voting, everyone was silent, realizing that soon- they would all be dead. The UN had yet to free them from this hell-hole they found themselves trapped within, and soon their food would be running out- or they would all crack, like Vovan and Zopperoni and find themselves mere husks of the characters that they once were.
When the votes were counted, it became obvious that the most suspicious person had been located... and that person was Spam Party Campaign Manager, Imran Siddiqui.
Imran, disgusted by the results screamed out in anger- “Joncha you fiend! This was just to set me up for the fall- wasn’t it- you WANTED everyone to vote for me! D-n you, D-n you to hell!”
Joncha, shaking his head, grabbed his pen and stabbed Imran in the neck.
The man’s corpse tumbled to the ground.
“There.” Joncha announced, turning to the others. “Now we are safe.” He retreated back to SPAM headquarters. His fellow members eyeing him suspiciously.
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Later that night, Rasputin was prowling around the perimeter of MOD Headquarters, attempting to spy on the beaters of SPAM Presidential Candidate Zopperoni. He had his flashlight in hand and was prepared to club the MOD Party Chairman on the back of his head when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
Turning rapidly, he looked down and saw nothing. He whirled and took a step forward, then felt himself pulled backward by a falling force as paper strangled him to death. Writhing, he spit out blood, then collapsed to the ground.
Blood pooled around his mouth...
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Duke O’York and Spaced Cowboy claimed they found the body early in the morning... then called another vote.-->Visit CGN!
-->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944Comment
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Code:Alive Name Role   Name Role duke o' york Bodyguard (MOD)   Zopperoni Presidential Candidate (SPAM) Spaced Cowboy Party Chairman (MOD)   Joncha Speechwriter (SPAM) gjramsey Campaign Manager (LU)   Vovan Presidential Candidate (LU) Nuclear Master Secretariat (LU)   Dead Name Cause of Death   Name Cause of Death Theben (MOD) Neck Wounds   General Ludd (MOD) Throat Cut Jonny (LU) Hung   Chaunk (SPAM) Shot in Head Jon Miller (MOD) Strangled   General Ludd (MOD) Shot in Head Urban Ranger (MOD) Strangled   Dr. Spike (LU) Bludgeoned Skanky Burns (MOD) Choked   Imran Siddiqui (SPAM) Stabbed Rasputin (SPAM) Strangled   ??? ??? Status   Votes DAY   Round 1-General Ludd (4 votes)       Round 2- Chaunk (3 votes)       Round 3- General Ludd (MOD Demanded)       Round 4- Dr. Spike (3 votes)       Round 5- Imran Siddiqui (3 votes) -->Visit CGN!
-->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944Comment
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Oooh, I can just see it now: death by paper cuts.
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vote sent.Comment
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Damn. I have no idea now.
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That is interesting, considering that you are the assassin. Sent BTWOriginally posted by joncha
Damn. I have no idea now.
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Chapter 7: The Writing On the Wall
As everyone gathered together, Spaced Cowboy announced his intention to use his power as MOD Party Chairman to make an executive decision. Joncha must die. He would be executed.
The man immediately lunged at Spaced, pen in hand, but was pulled off by Spaced’s bodyguard, then beaten.
Calmly watching the man die, Spaced took out his gun and shot him.
“There.” He declared, pocketing his weapon. “Now we will be safe.”
He turned to leave.
When he turned back, everyone save Duke O’York had disappeared. An eerie silence crept over the room.
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Cleaning up in the bathroom, Vovan noticed something written on the wall. Squinting, he tried to read it. It seemed to say that “Your time has come.” He shook his head, then blinked. He must have been imagining the words, because when he opened his eyes again, they were gone- wiped away.
Then he gasped and fell to the ground as a flying figure knocked him off his feet, then hit the ground and proceeded to strangle him with wetted paper.
Nuclear Master and GJ Ramsey found him hours later, when GJ started to wonder where their Presidential Candidate had wandered off to.
Then GJ called for a vote.-->Visit CGN!
-->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944Comment
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Code:Alive Name Role   Name Role duke o' york Bodyguard (MOD)   Zopperoni Presidential Candidate (SPAM) Spaced Cowboy Party Chairman (MOD)       gjramsey Campaign Manager (LU)   Nuclear Master Secretariat (LU) Dead Name Cause of Death   Name Cause of Death Theben (MOD) Neck Wounds   General Ludd (MOD) Throat Cut Jonny (LU) Hung   Chaunk (SPAM) Shot in Head Jon Miller (MOD) Strangled   General Ludd (MOD) Shot in Head Urban Ranger (MOD) Strangled   Dr. Spike (LU) Bludgeoned Skanky Burns (MOD) Choked   Imran Siddiqui (SPAM) Stabbed Rasputin (SPAM) Strangled   Joncha (SPAM) Shot Vovan (LU) Strangled   ??? ??? Status   Votes DAY   Round 1-General Ludd (4 votes)       Round 2- Chaunk (3 votes)       Round 3- General Ludd (MOD Demanded)       Round 4- Dr. Spike (3 votes)       Round 5- Imran Siddiqui (3 votes)       Round 6- Joncha (MOD Demanded) -->Visit CGN!
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I knew the guilty one, for whom I have voted all along, will get rid of me before we could get to him.
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Told you I didn't do it
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It's the evil Zopperoni.
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damn that part of the sdtory sure moved fast ....
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