'nother RPG.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by joncha
Hmm... maybe someone who cares more about the clan warfare stuff should take over as leader...

It's not that hard. I don't think we are interested in attacking other clans, yet. So it's just buying some defenses.

I am also hoping our high level (10+) members would donate more meat...

[joncha]

Alright then, what should we buy? and how much of it?

[Urban Ranger]

Smithed some more pants from skins.

Took all the Hell Ramen just in case (total of 50). If any of you wants some, tell me.

[Urban Ranger]

jon,

I can't figure out what those military resources do. Do you have more info as a high ranking clan member?

[joncha]

I have no idea. I know Cinder Blocks are for defence, though.

Also, as far as I can tell, raids only take "bags of goodies," not actual items.

[Urban Ranger]

Is there any way to find out? Like when you go buy the stuff, you can click on the icons for an explanation?

Maybe we stock up on some Cinder Blocks for now...

[Skanky Burns]

There was some information there. Toll booths force the attacker to pay meat to attack us.

[joncha]

Alright, I bought some stuff:

Current Military Resources
Bags of Goodies: 0
Bowls of Oatmeal: 100 (9 days' worth)
Cinder Blocks: 100
Knob Goblin Grunts: 10
Grrrrrlgoyles: 0
Recliners: 1
La-Z-Archers: 1
Phantom Trollbooth: Yes

[Urban Ranger]

I have bought some stuff too.

The economy at The Mall seems to be back at normal...

[joncha]

Ok... now stop spending all the clan's meat.

I suggest that everyone throw in some extra meat (if they have it) to make up for the costs.

[Urban Ranger]

What's better, a house or a cottage?

[Skanky Burns]

Install them both. One will replace the other if it is better.

[Urban Ranger]

Thanks.

I reckon we got enough stuff in our stash to make some pretty good items. I just dropped off some pr0n legs, which can be combined with dry noodles by a pastamancer. Then one of the clan members can sell the stuff in his/her store, and the proceedings put back into the clan pool.

I could do some of the stuff, but I can't open a store yet and I am no pastamancer

[Urban Ranger]

Okay, I already got a house, which is better than a cottage. But even the newbie tent is better than none.

You probably need both a sauceror and a pastemancer to make Hell Ramens, though I think anybody can make spectral pickles.

[joncha]

Dang.

Date: Saturday, August 14, 07:49AM
From: GoddessGoddess (#75003)

Your clan was attacked by Evil Leprechaun. They were able to loot 10 Bags of Goodies.

I'm gonna buy more stuff, but everybody should donate as much meat as possible to help pay for it.