Nuclear War XII: The bowl aint getting bigger, but the fish are breeding

[Skanky Burns]

What, no nukes? Time to change that. Orders in.

[DrSpike]

I predict SC will win.

[Chaunk]

Orders, likewise sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by DrSpike
I predict SC will win.

Not with comments like that!

[:) Smiley]

12.13

Day thirteen- The revenge of the ghost of Chaunk

In Paris, crowds played football with Chaunk's head. But was it really Chaunk? Reporters had sighted him not only at the gladiator matches in Rome, but also on the speedway at Rahcatraz. He seemed to be doing most alive and well in both cases.

On the other hand, Spaced Cowboy was having a bad day. The angry mob in Paris was pushing him towards the guillotine, just because of a pair of letters on a scrap of paper. He could see no reason for this bizarre action, after all, he hadn't even played a role in the controversial movie Galactic Overlord 8.

Chaunk didn't seem to care about that. With a blink of an eye, two nukes were flying in the general direction of Spaced Cowboy. The cities of King We and Todd Ed were turned into wastelands, leaving a much truncated pun of I am Sofa. Rumors were that some settlers from Spaced's Spaced Dudes were leaving for a new world to rebuild their shattered society.

Optimism soared in Skanky Burns's nation today, as the city of Wasted Effort lived to see another sunrise. Joining it was the new town of ICS Forever.

Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
Skanky Burns: Wireless, Wasted Effort, ICS Forever
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA

Loinburger: WASTED

Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED

GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED

Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED

DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED

Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED

It's still the three-way contest. But the roaches are slowly gaining...

[:) Smiley]

I wouldn't be surprised if Spaced had cities next game with names mentioning Doc.

[Skanky Burns]

Orders in.

Not with comments like that!

How apt!

[:) Smiley]

Some mathematical analysis... it's quite clear why proliferation of nuclear weapons is a bad, bad thing.

[Chaunk]

Orders in. The analysis is clear. More nukes needed!

[Spaced Cowboy]

Now skanky looks to be the fav. last orders in...goodbye cruel world.

[:) Smiley]

12.14

Day fourteen- Six nukes, three nations

After a few turns of relative quiet, Chaunk decided it was time for everyone to get together and build the city of Kum Ba Ya. He couldn't have made a smarter move, as after the festivities and crazy car racing, his citizens would return home to find their hometowns of Here, There, and Everywhere flattened.

Apparently, both Skanky Burns and Spaced Cowboy weren't of the conciliatory type, and both had hit their "Destroy World" buttons. Skanky lobbed a nuke apiece at his enemies, blasting Everywhere and burying Spaced in the rubble of a furniture store.

Last night, Spaced pushed his citizens to the grindstone as they prepped four nukes for battle. It wasn't known if they'd been caught up in the fury of fundamentalism or fascism, but intentions were clear as the missiles were all painted in blood. Two would land here and there in Chaunk's land, while two more flew at Skanky. The days of ICS looked finished, and the efforts of a few days ago were indeed wasted. But so was Spaced.

Chaunk: Kum Ba Ya
Skanky Burns: Wireless

Spaced Cowboy: WASTED

Loinburger: WASTED

Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED

GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED

Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED

DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED

Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED

Two cities, two players, my money's on the bugs.

This would be a good time to start the Nuclear War XIII Sign Up thread.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy


Not with comments like that!

Consider yourself Murrayed.

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Smiley
Some mathematical analysis... it's quite clear why proliferation of nuclear weapons is a bad, bad thing.

Scientific studies show: nuclear war is bad for both nations and cities!

[Chaunk]

Orders sent...

[Skanky Burns]

MAD it is. Let my nukes fly.