Nuclear War XII: The bowl aint getting bigger, but the fish are breeding

[vovan]

lionburger, I shall await our next meeting with fiery hatred brewing in my mind. You will suffer for your backstabbing treachery. (Well, you could have warned me, as I had warned Trokair of his impeding death. )

[Chaunk]

lionburger

You're on my list too now...

Orders sent

[Skanky Burns]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

Recieved, 2/4

Loinburger and Spaced,

[loinburger]

Originally posted by vovan
lionburger, I shall await our next meeting with fiery hatred brewing in my mind.

'Twas a mercy killing! I swear it!

Originally posted by Chaunk
lionburger

Ummm... would you believe it was also a mercy killing? (Well, an attempted "mercy killing" -- you and your damned bunker!)


Orders sent.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Chill smileman....it has only been 30 minutes since you posted the results.....sent BTW

[:) Smiley]

wow, that was a short turn. Results up in a moment.

[:) Smiley]

12.10

Day ten- the lists grow longer

Recalling how well the EMP attacked had worked on Jamski's technological infrastructure, Chaunk called in a nukestrike on Skanky Burns. Four missiles were fired at Skanky, and when the smoke cleared, the only IT Skanky had left was his wireless system.

In the latest Galactic Overlord movie, viewers watched in awe at the specatacular scene where Vlad Antlerkov's nanorobots carved six planets out of the void, making a dramatic comeback in the face of enemy action.

Meanwhile, reports from Paris told of three secret projects.

Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
Loinburger: Wutang, Wizzutang, Sweet Sizzauce, Big Jim Slade, Trouserification Station
Skanky Burns: Wireless
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA, KING WE, TODD ED

Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED

GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED

Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED

DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED

Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED

Twelve down, four to go.

Orders due Tuesday noon GMT

[loinburger]

Orders sent

[Skanky Burns]

Orders sent. You will pay for that, Chaunk.

[Spaced Cowboy]

sent again!

[vovan]

Ohhh, lionburger is planning something evil again.

[Chaunk]

Orders sent

If you get it three times... blame poly.

[loinburger]

Originally posted by vovan
Ohhh, lionburger is planning something evil again.

That is one of the few constants in this world, the other ones being that Skanky is to blame and Ming is a bastard.

[:) Smiley]

12.11

Day eleven- Delayed trigger

Finally being able to log onto the Internet again, Skanky was mad. Seeking revenge, Skanky Burns he dispatched a spy at Chaunk, who conducted a DDoS attack on Chaunk's deflector shield system and preventing him from targeting it at Loinburger.

Luckily for Chaunk, no nukes were headed his way. Loinburger, on the other hand...

While his spy was busy at work on Chaunk, Skanky's missile command crew prepped four nuclear missiles for action. Flying through the upper atmosphere, they were joined by four more missiles bearing the colors of Spaced Cowboy. Together they would form one of the most fearsome nuclear fleets ever seen.

Fearing that something like this was on the way, Loinburger had ordered his minions to stockpile nukes. However, covert actions foiled his plans. He had thought Vovan was gone. He had not counted on a rogue Vovanian spy on the payroll of Spaced Cowboy assassinating the truck driver who was supposed to deliver the engines.

Not like it mattered, though. Four minutes later, eight nukes hit home on five cities. But is Loinburger really wasted, or has he just pulled a stunt to slip out of the limelight? Word on the street is still murky now that the revolution's started.

Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
Skanky Burns: Wireless
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA, KING WE, TODD ED

Loinburger: WASTED

Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED

GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED

Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED

Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED

DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED

Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED

Three left...