Nuclear War XII: The bowl aint getting bigger, but the fish are breeding

[:) Smiley]

9/16

Recieved from: Doc, Jamski, Loinburger, Vlad, Vovan
Chaunk, Hercules, Jonny, Nukemaster

[Skanky Burns]

Mine should be in now too.

[GeneralTacticus]

Sent.

[:) Smiley]

14/16

Just need orders from DarkCloud and Trokair now.

[DarkCloud]

Orders Sent.

[Tassadar500]

It's going fast now. One more to go!

[Trokair]

Scent

[DarkCloud]

But smiley's offline we may have to wait a day now...

[DarkCloud]

(You know, every time I get on the Other Games section, no matter what time of day it is, it seems like most of its posters are online? )

Well, predicting Smiley's activity from the past, we should probably be updated in about 12 hours even if he is offline for the day!

[Tassadar500]

DC, it's because there are a lot of posters in the "Other Games", and some of them are Deitys

[DarkCloud]

'most' of them seem to be deities

But generally, It really doesn't seem to have any more amount of regulars than any of the other sections of apoltyon- they just seem to post more and are always on!

[:) Smiley]

Re: Re: Nuclear War XII: The bowl aint getting bigger, but the fish are breeding

Day two- Nuclear Master's big mistake

Steel prices hit a record high today, as construction companies hired by Hercules, Ljube, Skanky, and Vlad Antlerkov built the cities of Miagra, Heroes 5, Firewire, and Quark.

Nuclear Master had also attempted to expand his real estate by building London, but the Mac that the blueprints were on was destroyed by a boobytrapped CD. The Mac proceeded to display the little bomb icon, followed by a computer with x's in place of the eyes, before performing a coredump. Reboot efforts failed, and the just before shortcircuiting, an image of DrSpike flashed on the screen.

After unsuccessfully trying to contact his Mac dealer, Nuclear Master borrowed his general's PC just in time to get the reports of the destruction of Toronto and New York by two of DrSpike's nukes.

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, the fourth international NASCAR race was taking place. Disappointed fans watched as Jamski's car inexplicably slowed and dropped to the back of the pack. Little did they know he was busy activiating his nuclear briefcase.

Seconds later, each quarter of Jerusalem was pounded by a weapon of mass destruction, turning Nuclear Master from master to mastered.

The skies were not calm yet, though. Radar screens lit as four missiles were seen launched from Chaunk territory. They proceeded to level the entire Theben empire. Mr. Theben would never know, though, for he had been killed just hours before on the Nile.

Reports from a recent convention of assassins revealed that no less and no more than eight secret plots were carried out this day.

Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
DarkCloud: Stockholm, Oslo, Stavanger
DrSpike: Nuke Spaced
GeneralTacticus: Majestic-12, X-51, Illuminati
Hercules: Jiagra, Kiagra, Liagra, Miagra

Jamski: M3 1Z 8@|)@$$, j00 $uxx0rz, |)13 81+(|=|!
Jonny: Europa Universalis, Hearts of Iron, Victoria, Crusader Kings
Ljube: Heroes 1, Heroes 2, Heroes 3, Heroes 4, Heroes 5
Loinburger: Wutang, Wizzutang, Sweet Sizzauce
Skanky Burns: Wireless, Network, Laptop, Firewire

Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA, KING WE, TODD ED, (Read my cities real fast)
Trokair: Doppleganger, Duplicate, Carbon Copy, Clone
Vlad Antlerkov: Proton, Neutron, Electron, Quark
Vovan: Abedju, Men-Nefer, Waset, Saqqara

Nuclear Master: WASTED
Theban: WASTED

Orders are due Wednesday at noon GMT.

[DrSpike]

Take that NM.

[:) Smiley]

2 down, 14 to go.

[Skanky Burns]

Excellent write-up.

And orders senteth.