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2136 -> Flubber
News flash!!!
The Morganite "military" attempted to ambush a Peacekeeper non-combat terraformer unit. We qualify the term "military" because the attacking forces were such bad shots, they ran out of ammo before killing a single Peacekeeper citizen. In shame, and perhaps out of fear of lawsuits, the Morganite forces exposed themselves to the planet's atmosphere, committing suicide."Cutlery confused Stalin"
-BBC news
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Originally posted by Chaos Theory
2136 -> Flubber
News flash!!!
The Morganite "military" attempted to ambush a Peacekeeper non-combat terraformer unit. We qualify the term "military" because the attacking forces were such bad shots, they ran out of ammo before killing a single Peacekeeper citizen. In shame, and perhaps out of fear of lawsuits, the Morganite forces exposed themselves to the planet's atmosphere, committing suicide.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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2137 to chaos
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An Angels unit encountered an armored Peacekeeper Unit entrenched in rocky terrain. Despite these advantages, the superior morale of the Angels troops was the decisive factorYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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2138 -> Flubber
The Synthmetal Garrison's noble sacrifice will be commemorated.
Also, it was rolling terrain, IIRC.Last edited by Chaos Theory; July 18, 2004, 11:15."Cutlery confused Stalin"
-BBC news
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2139 -> Flubber
To avenge the fallen peacekeepers, one enterprising peace-loving city trained a bunch of children to run at Data Angels with pointy sticks. After a fierce battle, the pointy sticks emerged victorious over the salvaged and totally unreliable unity mining laser the Data Angels hacked together.
To commemorate these events, and the fallen peacekeeper soldiers, a bureaucratic holiday is in order. That's right, elections!
The candidates are:
Brother Lal of the noble Peacekeepers
Chief Scoundral Morgan of Morgan Industries
The current votes are:
45 for Brother Lal
0 for Chief Scoundral Morgan"Cutlery confused Stalin"
-BBC news
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The elections was won by lal 45-41 but was under a cloud of allegations of Ballot stuffing in the peacekeeper districts. This was denied by Lal but an independent tally indicates that there were twice as many ballots cast as the PKs have citizens.
2139 was passed to you last night-- sorry for my delayYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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2140 -> Flubber
Sorry it took so long, I had a lot of infiltration data to go through.
Another crash, and I inch closer yet again to giving up on Windows forever.
The Peacekeepers released a statement extolling the merits of a democracy in which even the dead have a say."Cutlery confused Stalin"
-BBC news
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