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  • #91
    2135 to chaos theory
    You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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    • #92
      2136 -> Flubber

      News flash!!!
      The Morganite "military" attempted to ambush a Peacekeeper non-combat terraformer unit. We qualify the term "military" because the attacking forces were such bad shots, they ran out of ammo before killing a single Peacekeeper citizen. In shame, and perhaps out of fear of lawsuits, the Morganite forces exposed themselves to the planet's atmosphere, committing suicide.
      "Cutlery confused Stalin"
      -BBC news

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Chaos Theory
        2136 -> Flubber

        News flash!!!
        The Morganite "military" attempted to ambush a Peacekeeper non-combat terraformer unit. We qualify the term "military" because the attacking forces were such bad shots, they ran out of ammo before killing a single Peacekeeper citizen. In shame, and perhaps out of fear of lawsuits, the Morganite forces exposed themselves to the planet's atmosphere, committing suicide.
        The Morganites announced the Human Genome Project is completed. Morale among the morganites immediately soared once again
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #94
          oh and 2136 to chaos
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #95
            2137 -> Flubber
            "Cutlery confused Stalin"
            -BBC news

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            • #96
              2137 to chaos

              Newsflash

              An Angels unit encountered an armored Peacekeeper Unit entrenched in rocky terrain. Despite these advantages, the superior morale of the Angels troops was the decisive factor
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #97
                2138 -> Flubber

                The Synthmetal Garrison's noble sacrifice will be commemorated.

                Also, it was rolling terrain, IIRC.
                Last edited by Chaos Theory; July 18, 2004, 11:15.
                "Cutlery confused Stalin"
                -BBC news

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                • #98
                  2138 to chaos

                  hmm I coulda sworn it was a rocky square
                  You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                  • #99
                    2139 -> Flubber

                    To avenge the fallen peacekeepers, one enterprising peace-loving city trained a bunch of children to run at Data Angels with pointy sticks. After a fierce battle, the pointy sticks emerged victorious over the salvaged and totally unreliable unity mining laser the Data Angels hacked together.

                    To commemorate these events, and the fallen peacekeeper soldiers, a bureaucratic holiday is in order. That's right, elections!

                    The candidates are:
                    Brother Lal of the noble Peacekeepers
                    Chief Scoundral Morgan of Morgan Industries

                    The current votes are:
                    45 for Brother Lal
                    0 for Chief Scoundral Morgan
                    "Cutlery confused Stalin"
                    -BBC news

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                    • The elections was won by lal 45-41 but was under a cloud of allegations of Ballot stuffing in the peacekeeper districts. This was denied by Lal but an independent tally indicates that there were twice as many ballots cast as the PKs have citizens.

                      2139 was passed to you last night-- sorry for my delay
                      You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                      • 2140 -> Flubber

                        Sorry it took so long, I had a lot of infiltration data to go through.

                        Another crash, and I inch closer yet again to giving up on Windows forever.


                        The Peacekeepers released a statement extolling the merits of a democracy in which even the dead have a say.
                        "Cutlery confused Stalin"
                        -BBC news

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                        • 2140 to chaos
                          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                          • 2141 -> Flubber

                            Masked men were sighted in Peacekeeping territory. Upon being questioned, they swallowed cyanide pills and died.
                            "Cutlery confused Stalin"
                            -BBC news

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                            • 2141 to chaos
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • 2142 -> Flubber
                                "Cutlery confused Stalin"
                                -BBC news

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