BAN ME

[Al B. Sure!]

I didn't read this **** but I skimmed it. Guy is freaking out because he can't do anything until he gets to 20 posts or something? Look, he's at 15 and counting.

[Ming]

He's just another childish wanabe troll. And not a very good one...

[ZEE]

15 posts? lol I'll take the kid to page 20 on this thrade alone.

Newgod, you been trollin for your little 8 years, child? AAHZ has been in it for over 20. I will also take your ignorance of my previous question of you flooding this forum to page 30 as a resounding: no," and your stance on the matter has p much fallen apart. Then on the invasion angle and you not only prove your sheer inexperience to me (which is what I care about,) you give away 3 of your home sites on the first page then dare us to go and try something on your invincible forums (what everyone else might care about.) You ever hear of Forumwarz.com, kid? Kingdom of Loathing? Now you REALLY don't want this to pop off and it all be YOUR fault do you

So now there is just you, with your run-on sentences and bad grammar, ****ty euro-rap and rageposts.

this thread is a prime example of doing it wrong. newfag.

[ZEE]

NEWFAG CHILD COMES ONTO AAHZ'S FORUM AND STARTS TO SWAG?

i will now outshine you for sheer pleasure of it.

[Al B. Sure!]

I didn't see his 'rhymes'. Is this guy rapping now?

[ZEE]

scroll up.

Actually with Ben Kenobi gone, how ironic that Apolyton has gotten a good substitute fairly quickly

[Elok]

Nah, he's basically just you run through Babelfish a half-dozen times. Nothing like BK.

[loinburger]

Looking to get banned? One word: dickgirls

[Lorizael]

scroll up.

Actually with Ben Kenobi gone, how ironic that Apolyton has gotten a good substitute fairly quickly

Rain on wedding day.

[Felch]

I believe that's exactly how ironic this is.

[Al B. Sure!]

Oh no I saw the rhymes. I didn't see it at my first look at this thread but I saw it before my second post.

Never thought I'd see a 'textcee' on Apolyton

[Al B. Sure!]

So I googled an excerpt from his 'poetry' and found he posted them elsewhere:

http://www.splendidpoint.com/threads/rhyming-rhymes.723/

At this forum, he posts, following it:

I am not dissapointed with my past, i have been banned from a lot of places but that does not stoped me from joining a new one
i know what life is i know how quickly things end i have seen it i have lost 45 of my best friends in 45 seconds, i took out their incapicated dead bodies from their destroyed houses, i lived on from that i can live on from anything, and i dont carry any rage or anything with me those lines are for fun not writen seriously.

When someone said something positive about his 'poetry':

actually i just use these lines to troll in forums, and some mods and admins were really pissed after reading them

http://rennervate.com/cultofustream/showthread.php?tid=187&page=6

I dont get what are you two lousey fools talking about man i am here to get banned,

Are we sure this isn't AAHZ?

[ZEE]

and it begins...

[loinburger]

Is it possible to make his posts invisible to everybody else?

[The Mad Monk]

well if my wish is not fullfilled then i will have to break some rules to make the mods comply but thats what exactly i am saying ban me i am so far asking very nicely and no one can deny that fact i just want to be banned so that i can leave this place , and i am not created any trouble you can delted my profile so that it does not appears and delete this thread as well after i am gone so there wont be any sing that i was ever here i dont care i just want to leave because i already know that this place wont be fun as i expected just the way the mods and admins behave by implementing rules and all it clearly shows that people have no freedom of speech or anything in this forum and well if anyone thinks that only mindlessly adding anti spam features solve the spam problem then they are wrong because it does not
and well in my forum i grant total freedom of speech unitll some one breaks the laws in a very serious way ,,

and i dont think i will post on any other section of this forum except this thread unless things take some other turn

Have you ever read Finnegan's Wake?