Something To Think About While You Wait....

[MarkG]

fixed

[MarkG]

and if you want to just read intersting stuff without spaming, click here http://apolyton.net/forums/quote.php

[Solver]

Markos, is it using the standard UNIX-fortune quote database, or another one?

[vovan]

Originally posted by MarkG
and if you want to just read intersting stuff without spaming, click here http://apolyton.net/forums/quote.php

And the first thing I got:

You are going to have a new love affair.

Is this really appropriate for this place? Maybe at least add *when* I am finally going to have a love affair?

[MarkG]

standard UNIX-fortune quote database

it's 100% php though as opposed to executing the unix fortune application that we used to do

[Adagio]

Nice


I just hope all those star trek/wars quotes have been deleted...

[vovan]

Originally posted by Adagio
I just hope all those star trek/wars quotes have been deleted...

[MarkG]

Originally posted by Adagio
I just hope all those star trek/wars quotes have been deleted...

http://apolyton.net/forums/quote.php?w=startrek

and it seems that i cant find the poly quote file i remember having created....

[MarkG]

The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school graduation.

Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."

According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm." Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year. But as a "family
farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.

Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers." You probably call them road signs, but then you don't work in a government agency.

It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore. Now it's "chrono-logically experienced citizens."

According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."

-- Quarterly Review of Doublespeak (NCTE)

http://apolyton.net/forums/quote.php?w=politics

[Snowflake]

Yeay! I wondered why I suddenly have lots to think.

[Japher]

Yaay!!!... Spiro Agnew wears a Mickey Mouse watch

much better...

Thanks Markos!

[MarkG]

any volunteers to search this and the apolyton/community archive for apolyton-related quotes (perhaps even find the old quote file we had created) and compile a txt file for me?

[Illuminatus]

quote: static buildup

[Solver]

any volunteers to search this and the apolyton/community archive for apolyton-related quotes (perhaps even find the old quote file we had created) and compile a txt file for me?

Still got the ones I sent you 2 years ago ?

[MarkG]

cant find them