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On the contrary, I created interesting content in the OT in the form of drunk threads.
Alas, Ming didn't appreciate them.
Alas, Ming didn't appreciate them.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site). -
Well, a little trip to the OT, and I found a few good quotes.
Cats and dogs are like mom and apple pie. Don't mess with the pets. Most people prefer them to other people.
-- Barbara O'Connor, director of the Institute for the Study of Politics and Media at California State University, Sacramento.
Maybe you can live on the moon in next century.
-- Cookie Fortune
Oh, you literal Westerners who don't have a clue about the Yin and Yang of things. Obviously it's some metaphor about how the Mandate of Heaven will make your oxen healthy for the next plowing or something like that.
-- JohnT in response to the above fortune
Sun Tzu says: Don't eat chinese food. They're starving quite well on their own, without you westerners eating it too.
-- Tattila the Hun
i just realised that i ordered chinese two days ago and didnt get a cookie!
-- MarkG
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The problem with Poly quotes is that DLs, er n00bs, wouldn't get a lot of them. Is it possible to have them only display in certain fora?Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General LuddComment
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The only way n00bs will get to understand our "culture" is by being exposed to it. Many of the quotes stand on their own merit too.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Your faction is no longer significant.
--SMAC diplomatic response option(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
(='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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WTF?
These quotes suck.
--- kuciwalkerOne day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I wonder if UR will have to lock his own thread now.
-- Skanky BurnsComment
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This one just came up for me:
...I don't think it worked quite the way it was supposed to.SANTA IS BRINGING GOOD WISHES FROM ALL THE
MICRO ARTISTS GANG! MAY 1988 BE A HAPPY YEAR!
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:.______ : .:* : . _ .: :.. . : . . : ()_ .:
(( \. :./(__ :._O_)________:______,____:____/ *\_o
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\____(( \ ()oo()_/ /.: : ..________/_____ll -/.: ..
( (( \(())))__/ . .. \\.: ..( ) ll ( l_.:
( / (( \__*__)___:___ : : )) .) /--------\ \ \
( / ((_____________) .. // . / / /..:: . )_)_\
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No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Try putting it into a code block...This space is empty... or is it?Comment
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I nominate this one.Originally posted by Asher
This isn't a civilization site, Mark, it's an off topic forum with some smaller fora about stupid games.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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On the contrary, I created interesting content in the OT in the form of drunk threads.
Alas, Ming didn't appreciate them.
How about along with quotes we add useful information about certain posters, so as not to confuse the newbs?Comment
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The quote I just got said:
Please go away
That made me sad.
I fail to see how it is funny / witty / something to think about.
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Give a man a chance to spam, and you increase his post count once. Teach a man HOW to spam, and you head him towards Mingification."A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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Is there a way to look up the quotes in the database? I usually can't read more than a sentence before the page advances and the back button often shows a 'page expired' message.
Or else, could you type them in slower, becuz I do'nt reed that fast...
Enjoy Slurm - it's highly addictive!Comment
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Teach a newb to spam, and his postcount will explode. Teach him to troll, and everybody's postcount will explode.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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