Apolyton Fantasy Football - Jaguar's DST League Draft

[OzzyKP]

Makes sense.

[MRT144]

God, all your formatting is a ****ing disgrace.

[OzzyKP]

God, all your formatting is a ****ing disgrace.

He dictated all his books, he didn't write them himself, don't blame him for the formatting.

[Al B. Sure!]

Rex Grossman is not that bad. He's the best Florida alum at the QB position

Well, until Tebow starts parting defenses like Moses did the Red Sea and beating teams like Jesus did the devil.

Tebow

[MRT144]

I still can't believe you traded up for Tebow. WTF were you thinking.

[Al B. Sure!]

Can you picture Tebow throwing a long TD pass to Lloyd at Arrowhead and as the ball leaves his hands, he utters, "And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the Chiefs."

Holy ****. Tebow ducking away from the blitz, making DE's miss and fall, and coolly reciting, "For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

He'll truck into the endzone, bringing linebackers to their knees while shouting, "And I will punish the world for their evil and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease and will lay low."

When asked by a reporter what he thinks of San Diego, "Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city"

Post-game press conference after playing Oakland, he will mount the podium and say, "Oakland is fallen, is fallen, that great city"


Holy ****. Tebow

[Al B. Sure!]

I still can't believe you traded up for Tebow. WTF were you thinking.

I swear someone was going to get him. I know someone was going to get him. He has too much upside to pass up on as a late flier. I mean no way would Guy have taken Rex if Tebow was on the board.

Fortunately, drafting Big Ben worked out great for me because Ben has a Week 11 bye. Tebow will be starting by then.

[MRT144]

Can you picture Tebow throwing a long TD pass to Lloyd at Arrowhead and as the ball leaves his hands, he utters, "And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the Chiefs."

Holy ****. Tebow ducking away from the blitz, making DE's miss and fall, and coolly reciting, "For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

He'll truck into the endzone, bringing linebackers to their knees while shouting, "And I will punish the world for their evil and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease and will lay low."

When asked by a reporter what he thinks of San Diego, "Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city"

Post-game press conference after playing Oakland, he will mount the podium and say, "Oakland is fallen, is fallen, that great city"


Holy ****. Tebow

This is the most homoerotic thing you've posted and you've posted a lot of homoerotic content. So is God gonna strike down Orton?

[snoopy369]

Orton's a former Bear. God striking him down is the least of his worries.

[MRT144]

Well, he's no Detroit Lion, so he's got that going for him.

[Guynemer]

I'm fine with Sexy Rexy. Who knows who'll end up as QB there, but this is my third string. If I need to change, I'll change. Just wanted something in my back pocket in case injuries struck #1 and #2.

[Al B. Sure!]

I came into the draft wanting Vick/Tebow. I had made up my mind last month. Since then, though, my draft position precluded Vick and Tebow lost his starting gig because Denver couldn't move Orton. Still, at least I got Tebow.

This is the most homoerotic thing you've posted and you've posted a lot of homoerotic content. So is God gonna strike down Orton?

Okay maybe I'm mixing a little Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction in there but still...

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm fine with Sexy Rexy. Who knows who'll end up as QB there, but this is my third string. If I need to change, I'll change. Just wanted something in my back pocket in case injuries struck #1 and #2.

Locker looked pretty sharp so far.

[Al B. Sure!]

And MRT, if Tebow really were to do that ****, you know it would be crazy insane badass... the greatest thing to ever happen in NFL history... or sports period.

[SlowwHand]

01.01 Berzerker - Arian Foster - RB - HOU
01.02 Jonny - Chris Johnson - RB - TEN
01.03 Guynemer - Adrian Peterson - RB - MIN
01.04 OzzyKP - Aaron Rodgers - QB - GB
01.05 SlowwHand - Jamaal Charles - RB - KC
01.06 Duke o' York - Peyton Manning - QB - IND
01.07 snoopy369 - Ray Rice - RB - BAL
01.08 Spaced Cowboy - Michael Vick - QB - PHI
01.09 MRT144 - Drew Brees - QB - NO
01.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Tom Brady - QB - NE
01.11 flash9286 - Philip Rivers - QB - SD
01.12 joncha - Rashard Mendenhall - RB - PIT
01.13 Jaguar - LeSean McCoy - RB - PHI
01.14 Al B. Sure - Darren McFadden - RB - OAK

02.01 Al B. Sure - Maurice Jones Drew - RB - JAX
02.02 Jaguar - Frank Gore - RB - SF
02.03 joncha - Michael Turner - RB - ATL
02.04 flash9286 - Matt Forte - RB - CHI
02.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Andre Johnson - WR - HOU
02.06 MRT144 - Steven Jackson - RB - STL
02.07 Spaced Cowboy - Peyton Hillis - RB - CLE
02.08 snoopy369 - Roddy White - WR - ATL
02.09 Duke o' York - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - NYG
02.10 SlowwHand - Calvin Johnson - WR - DET
02.11 OzzyKP - Hakeem Nicks - WR - NYG
02.12 Guynemer - Matt Ryan - QB - ATL
02.13 Jonny - Reggie Wayne - WR - IND
02.14 Berzerker - Dwayne Bowe - WR - KC

03.01 Berzerker - Tony Romo - QB - DAL
03.02 Jonny - Greg Jennings - WR - GB
03.03 Guynemer - Ryan Mathews - RB - SD
03.04 OzzyKP - Mike Wallace - WR - PIT
03.05 SlowwHand - Shonn Greene - RB - NYJ
03.06 Duke o' York - Knowshon Moreno - RB - DEN
03.07 snoopy369 - Larry Fitzgerald - WR - ARI
03.08 Spaced Cowboy - LeGarrette Blount - RB - TB
03.09 MRT144 - Cedric Benson - RB -CIN
03.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Vincent Jackson - WR - SD
03.11 flash9286 - Miles Austin - WR - DAL
03.12 joncha - Jahvid Best - RB - DET
03.13 Jaguar - Matt Schaub - QB - HOU
03.14 Al B. Sure - Jeremy Maclin - WR - PHI

04.01 Al B. Sure - Ben Roethlisberger - QB - PIT
04.02 Jaguar - Eli Manning - QB - NYG
04.03 joncha - Sam Bradford - QB - STL
04.04 flash9286 - Felix Jones - RB - DAL
04.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Mark Ingram - RB - NO
04.06 MRT144 - DeSean Jackson - WR - PHI
04.07 Spaced Cowboy - Dez Bryant - WR - DAL
04.08 snoopy369 - Josh Freeman - QB - TB
04.09 Duke o' York - Wes Welker - WR - NE
04.10 SlowwHand - Jason Witten -TE - DAL
04.11 OzzyKP - DeAngelo Williams - RB - CAR
04.12 Guynemer - Mike Williams - WR - TB
04.13 Jonny - Marshawn Lynch - RB - SEA
04.14 Berzerker - Brandon Lloyd - WR - DEN

05.01 Berzerker - Antonio Gates - TE - SD
05.02 Jonny - Matthew Stafford - QB - DET
05.03 Guynemer - Mario Manningham - WR - NYG
05.04 OzzyKP - Dallas Clark - TE - IND
05.05 Slowwhand - Joe Flacco - QB -BAL
05.06 Duke of York - Brandon Marshall - WR - MIA
05.07 snoopy369 - Ryan Grant - RB - GB
05.08 Spaced Cowboy - Jermichael Finley - TE -GB
05.09 MRT144 - Joseph Addai - RB - IND
05.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Anquan Boldin - WR - BAL
05.11 flash9286 - BenJarvus Green-Ellis - RB - NE
05.12 joncha - Jay Cutler - QB - CHI
05.13 Jaguar - Vernon Davis - TE - SF
05.14 Al B Sure - Austin Collie - WR - IND

06.01 Al B Sure - Santonio Holmes - WR - NYJ
06.02 Jaguar - Daniel Thomas - RB - MIA
06.03 joncha - Jonathan Stewart - RB - CAR
06.04 flash9286 - Percy Harvin - WR - MIN
06.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Fred Jackson - RB - BUF
06.06 MRT144 - Steve Johnson - WR - BUF
06.07 Spaced Cowboy - Kenny Britt - WR - TEN
06.08 snoopy369 - Marques Colston - WR - NO
06.09 Duke o' York - Pierre Garcon - WR - IND
06.10 SlowwHand - Julio Jones - WR - ATL
06.11 OzzyKP - Beanie Wells - RB - ARI
06.12 Guynemer - Chad Ochocinco - WR- NE
06.13 Jonny - Kellen Winslow - TE - TB
06.14 Berzerker - Matt Cassel - QB - KC

07.01 Berzerker - Mike Tolbert - RB - SD
07.02 Jonny - Ryan Williams - RB - ARI
07.03 Guynemer - Danny Woodhead - RB -NE
07.04 OzzyKP - Tim Hightower - RB - WAS
07.05 SlowwHand - Reggie Bush - RB - MIA
07.06 Duke of York - Visanthe Shiancoe - TE - MIN
07.07 snoopy369 - Kevin Kolb - QB - ARI
07.08 Spaced Cowboy - Mark Sanchez - QB - NYJ
07.09 MRT144 - Santana Moss - WR - WAS
07.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NE
07.11 flash9286 -Danny Amendola - WR - STL
07.12 joncha - Jimmy Graham - TE - NO
07.13 Jaguar - A.J. Green - WR - CIN
07.14 Al B Sure - C.J. Spiller - RB - BUF

08.01 Al B Sure - Mike Thomas - WR - JAX
08.02 Jaguar - Philadelphia Eagles - D/ST - PHI
08.03 joncha - Pittsburgh Steelers - D/ST - PIT
08.04 flash9286 - Owen Daniels - TE - HOU
08.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Green Bay Packers - D/ST - GB
08.06 MRT144 - Brandon Jacobs - RB - NYG
08.07 Spaced Cowboy - New York Jets - D/ST - NYJ
08.08 snoopy369 - Ladainian Tomlinson - RB - NYJ
08.09 Duke o' York - New England Patriots - D/ST - NE
08.10 SlowwHand - Baltimore Ravens - D/ST - BAL
08.11 OzzyKP - Detroit Lions - D/ST - DET
08.12 Guynemer - Mercedes Lewis - TE - JAX
08.13 Jonny - Plaxico Burress - WR - NYJ
08.14 Berzerker - Rashad Jennings - RB - JAX

09.01 Berzerker - Chicago Bears - D/ST - CHI
09.02 Jonny - Dallas Cowboys - D/ST - DAL
09.03 Guynemer - San Francisco 49ers - D/ST - SF
09.04 OzzyKP - Pierre Thomas - RB - NO
09.05 SlowwHand - Michael Crabtree - WR - SF
09.06 Duke of York - Mason Crosby - K - GB
09.07 snoopy369 - Atlanta Falcons - D/ST - ATL
09.08 Spaced Cowboy - Roy Helu - RB -WAS
09.09 MRT144 - Tony Gonzalez - TE - ATL
09.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Jacoby Ford - WR - OAK
09.11 flash9286 - James Starks - RB - GB
09.12 joncha - Sidney Rice - WR - SEA
09.13 Jaguar - David Nelson - WR - BUF
09.14 Al B Sure - Braylon Edwards - WR - SF

10.01 Al B Sure - Lee Evans - WR - BAL
10.02 Jaguar - Deion Branch - WR - NE
10.03 joncha - Donovan McNabb - QB - MIN
10.04 flash9286 - Jordy Nelson - WR - GB
10.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Willis McGahee - RB - DEN
10.06 MRT144 - Hines Ward - WR - PIT
10.07 Spaced Cowboy - Steve Smith - WR - CAR
10.08 snoopy369 - Justin Forsett - RB - SEA
10.09 Duke o' York - Kyle Orton - QB - DEN
10.10 SlowwHand - Ryan Fitzpatrick - QB - BUF
10.11 OzzyKP - Ryan Torain - RB - WAS
10.12 Guynemer - Matt Hasselbeck - QB - TEN
10.13 Jonny - Jason Campbell - QB - OAK
10.14 Berzerker - Chris Cooley - TE - WAS

11.01 Berzerker - Mike Sims Walker - WR - STL
11.02 Jonny - Michael Bush - RB - OAK
11.03 Guynemer - Malcolm Floyd - WR - SD
11.04 Ozzy - David Garrard - QB - JAK
11.05 SlowwHand - Roy Williams - WR - CHI
11.06 Duke o' York - Tashard Choice - RB - DAL
11.07 Snoopy369 - Davon Bess - WR - MIA
11.08 Spaced Cowboy - DeMarco Murray - RB - DAL
11.09 MRT144 - Colt McCoy - QB - CLE
11.10 Koyaanisqatsi - Brandon Pettigrew - TE - DET
11.11 flash9286 - Cam Newton - QB - CAR
11.12 joncha - Chad Henne - QB - MIA
11.13 Jaguar - Darren Sproles - RB - NO
11.14 Al B Sure - Mohamed Massaquoi - WR - CLE

12.01 Al B Sure - Danario Alexander - WR - STL
12.02 Jaguar - Emmanuel Sanders - WR - PIT
12.03 joncha - Lance Moore - WR - NO
12.04 flash9286 - New Orleans Saints - D/ST - NO
12.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Bernard Scott - RB - CIN
12.06 MRT144 - New York Giants - D/ST - NYG
12.07 Spaced Cowboy - Mike Williams - WR- SEA
12.08 snoopy369 - Seattle Seahawks - D/ST - SEA
12.09 Duke o' York - San Diego Chargers - D/ST - SD
12.10 SlowwHand - Thomas Jones - RB - KC
12.11 OzzyKP - Johnny Knox - WR - CHI
12.12 Guynemer - Maurice Morris - RB - DET
12.13 Jonny - Ricky Williams - RB - BAL
12.14 Berzerker - Delone Carter - RB - IND

13.01 Berzerker - Nate Burleson - WR - DET
13.02 Jonny - Jacoby Jones - WR - HOU
13.03 Guynemer - Minnesota Vikings - D/ST - MIN
13.04 OzzyKP - Greg Olsen - TE - CAR
13.05 SlowwHand. - Kansas City Chiefs - D/ST - KC
13.06 Duke o' York - Anthony Fasano - TE - MIA
13.07 snoopy369 - Ronnie Brown - RB - PHI
13.08 Spaced Cowboy - Sebastian Janikowski - K - OAK
13.09 MRT144 - James Jones - WR - GB
13.10 Al B Sure - Tim Tebow - QB - DEN
13.11 flash9286 - Jason Snelling - RB - ATL
13.12 joncha - Steve Smith - WR - PHI
13.13 Jaguar - Andre Roberts - WR - ARI
13.14 Koyaanisqatsi - Greg Little - WR - CLE

14.01 Koyaanisqatsi - Nate Kaeding - K - SD
14.02 Jaguar - Stephen Gostkowski - K - NE
14.03 joncha - Garrett Hartley - K - NO
14.04 flash9286 - Austin Pettis - WR - STL
14.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Stevan Ridley - RB - NE
14.06 MRT144 - Matt Bryant - K - ATL
14.07 Spaced Cowboy - Kevin Walter - WR - HOU
14.08 snoopy369 - Dustin Keller - TE - NYJ
14.09 Duke o' York - Jacquizz Rodgers - RB - ATL
14.10 SlowwHand - Rob Bironas - K - TEN
14.11 OzzyKP - Neil Rackers - K - HOU
14.12 Guynemer - Zach Miller - TE - SEA
14.13 Jonny - Josh Brown - K - STL
14.14 Berzerker - Jerome Simpson - WR - CIN

15.01 Berzerker - Lance Kendricks - TE - STL
15.02 Jonny - Javon Ringer - RB - TEN
15.03 Guynemer - Rex Grossman - INT - WAS
15.04 Ozzy - Oakland Raiders - D/ST
15.05 SlowwHand - Toby Gerhart - RB - MIN
15.06 Duke o' York -
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