College Football 2013 Season

[Boris Godunov]

Ducks beat the 24 pt spread with a 43-15 victory, holding Cal to 0 points in the second half. But oh, at what a tremendous cost. If LMJ is out for the season, that definitely changes my outlook for the Stanford game. Regardless, I hope it's not nearly as bad as it looked, just for his sake. Oww...

Edit: Good news, LMJ was just on ESPN and said it was dislocated, not a break. They popped it back into place (*dry heave*) and x-rays were negative. Can't imagine he'll be back within the next few weeks, though.

Edit 2: Ok, according to LMJ's press conference, he popped back into place himself, on the field before the trainers got to him. Sweet jebus.

[Boris Godunov]

[Guynemer]

Yikes.

[H Tower]

This isn't 1938, someone needs to tell him that he needs to wear a helmet.

[Tupac Shakur]

How would a helmet have prevented him from injuring his arm?

[Guynemer]

Wow. Texas really shat all over themselves.

And FSU is going to lose to Wake Forest.

Any day that FSU, Florida, and Miami all lose, is a good ****ing day.

[Guynemer]

Jesus Christ Denard.

[Guynemer]

Nebraska WTF

[Guynemer]

Michigan has outscored opponents 114-21 in the second half through the first six games of the season.


This... this is not normal.

[Tuberski]

Uh oh. Guy is starting to believe.

ACK!

[Guynemer]

I'm only starting to believe that we're the second best team in an unbelievably ****ty conference.

Which is, admittedly, a huge step up for us.

[Guynemer]

[Guynemer]

Oh, Buckeyes.

I really ought not tempt fate, but god damn, this schadenfreude is so delicious.

[Boris Godunov]

Hmm wonder if my Buckeye uncle is on suicide watch tonight...

[H Tower]

I'm only starting to believe that we're the second best team in an unbelievably ****ty conference.

Which is, admittedly, a huge step up for us.

Bring it on!