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    Previous threads
    AHL- Apolyton Hockey League 09/10: Preseason [and Draft]
    AHL: Should we have a Keeper league this season?

    Link to 08/09 AHL- Apolyton Hockey League 08/09 (III): The Home Stretch
    Link to 07/08 AHL- Apolyton Hockey League 07/08: VIII Our threads are better than your threads
    Link to 06/07 Fantasy Hockey - Playoff Race


    Ned Braden's come into the booth.
    Sit down.
    I noticed a slight discussion with Reg Dunlop.
    What are you doing? You been benched?

    Yes, a real first in my career. I've been benched.

    Why is that?

    I won't fight.

    Well, you could play if you fought.

    Let's just say I'm chickenshit.

    Ned, why would someone with your background still be playing hockey?

    I hate my father.

    You do?

    And I was having problems at home.

    You are?

    I just said I was.
    Primarily sexual problems. I'm very perverse.

    Holy ****!

    I skate to get away from my wife!

    This is Jim Carr...

    We fight. She wants me to quit hockey.
    As you may have noticed, she's the only good-looking piece of ass in Charlestown!
    She also has a drinking problem, and I have no idea where she is.

    Gimme that damn mike!

    Why do you wear that rug?
    It's just sensationally ugly.
    You're going bald. Can't you face up to that?

    Well, at least I'm not chickenshit like you!

    What you're hearing is the truth!
    Last edited by notyoueither; September 16, 2009, 21:20.
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  • #2
    The following was the exchange between me and Guy between each pick:

    Originally posted by Guynemer
    Originally posted by mrboo123
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    Originally posted by Guynemer
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    Your turn, mon ami
    ball in your court now, your up.

    Your move.


    your turn
    your go
    lets go!

    OK go!
    OK pick!
    Last pick!
    Last pm...


    Should we post this exchange in the AHL thread (the new one going to be made)?
    Why not?
    Former President, Vice-president and Foreign Minister of the Apolyton Civ2-Democracy Games as 123john321

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    • #3
      Pretty
      I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          The draft is loaded.

          Double check your rosters and heap abuse if there are errors.
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          • #6
            Mine are perfect. Thanks.

            BTW, Elias and Gaborik both injured. SHOCKING. Yes.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              The plural is noted.
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              • #8
                Aside from me supposed to have Ovechkin, mine are perfect
                I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Everyone is there, thanks!

                  And Now I realize I drafted too many defenders. I though we were have 4 defenders, not just 2. So any 4 of my defenders can be traded. Value depends on the player being traded.
                  Former President, Vice-president and Foreign Minister of the Apolyton Civ2-Democracy Games as 123john321

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                  • #10
                    Just to confirm, our rosters are not active yet, but everything can be found under "draft results", right? Or am I screwed?
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #11
                      Click the next day (Thursday) and then you can fill your rosters.
                      I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        My team checks out ok thanks NYE, now where do I heap the abuse?

                        Trying to evaluate, and I see weaknesses, but not sure how I stack up against anyone else, have to wait for October for that I suppose.

                        Is the first week a week and a half or anything? No idea of the Olympic effect this year (or even what the league is doing during the Olympics). Any other "funny" weeks?

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                        • #13
                          You may submit your complaints, in triplicate, to:

                          AHL
                          File 13
                          1 Queen Street West
                          Toronto ON L0S 3R1
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                          • #14
                            We can afford offices at Yonge & Queen? I knew DanQ was bringing in the money.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Theo Fleury plays his first NHL game in 6 years tonight in his bid to make the Flames team this year.

                              Terrific article in today's paper about his fight with alcoholism: http://www.calgaryherald.com/sports/...685/story.html
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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