World Football Thread XX: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

[MOBIUS]

I heard from the rumour mill today that, with the transfer window closing, Emile Heskey had been spotted heading for Newcastle for secret talks about a move. But to be fair, he was trying to aim for Middlesborough.

That was a crappy joke, but I thought someone needed to acknowledge it.

[Maquiladora]

Yes, that was certainly a joke Dauphin.

Maq, the Spurs locals feel quite strongly about it.

They make up < 1% of the fans.

Anyway, all bets are off for now as the decision has been put back. You might have to risk going bankrupt as Leyton Orient think they have a strong case that your move breaks the rules about damaging another team's patch. Perhaps you can get the rules backdated a hundred years.

Leyton Orient? I'd be surprised if it had any effect on the move.

[Dauphin]

That was a crappy joke, but I thought someone needed to acknowledge it.

Loads of people have acknowledged the workhorse, err, I mean workdonkey. So don't call him a joke.

[MOBIUS]

I'd say he's more of a mule. Perhaps an ass?

[Dauphin]

Eeyore Heskey. Got to be a donkey.

[Maquiladora]

[classical_hero]

All I can say about Fernando Torres' Chelsea debut:

http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/

[Krill]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

One more game to go, lads, and even then you might have to put up with Stoke in Europe!

[Krill]

[Maquiladora]

What's the difference between a toolbox and the Premier League?

Spoiler:

A toolbox has hammers in it.

[Dauphin]

Not amazing, but mildly entertaining for about 30 seconds, after which you may get bored...

[notyoueither]

Oh my.

[Maquiladora]

Apparently Harry thought it a good idea to start with no defensive midfielders against one of the best attacks in the league.

Also, Nani is ****.

[Dauphin]

Arsenal.

[notyoueither]

I bravely put on the shirt and went out to get laughed at. Good thing this is Edmonton, so people thought it was simply a bright colour of shirt.