Which English Premiere League team? (or is it side?)

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Will


Where's Aggie when you need him (he needs to put Newcastle back in first in the poll )

Done and **** you Imran!!

Duke of York is a mag as well. If he sees this, there'll be four. I can't see much happening next season as Fat Mike wants to cut the wage bill.

Whatever happens Tubes, do not support the Mackems.

Here's my take

Manchester United – wankers, only people from London support them.
Chelsea – wankers funded by money from Russian organized crime
Arsenal – because supporting a team called "the Arse" is rational
Liverpool – a team supported entirely by thieves and dole bludgers
Everton – called "The Toffees", which is weird because they suck not chew
Aston Villa – from Birmingham (nuff said)
Blackburn – all right, but heading for trouble
Portsmouth – a decent team that have done really well in the last few seasons.
Manchester City – it's the team people who live in Manchester support.
West Ham United – their team song is about fellating Michael Jackson's monkey
Tottenham – Jews
Newcastle United – Great fans and club, but owner doesn't know what he's doing.
Middlesbrough – desperate team from a desperate town
Wigan Athletic – Have you ever been to Wigan?
Sunderland – the worst team in the league. Only support if you like incest.
Bolton – wish they'd Boltoff
Fulham – should be called Halfham
Hull City – just promoted, and a decent club with real fans
Stoke City – one of the older clubs in the league. Love to see them do well.
W.B.A – ditto

If you really want success and excitement, you should be supporting Rochdale FC.

[Agathon]

Newcastle can't be beat in the ugly stakes. Peter Beardsley set a record that will never be beaten. Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

[Will9]

Studies have shown Newcastle has the best fans

[Tuberski]

Well that pretty much removes Newcastle from contention, I'm not the best fan of anything.

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[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
there is only one team really worth supporting in UK and that is Portsmouth...

football as it should be a rare example still surviving in the premier league...

Arsenal, Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea, Man City , Spurs, Aston Villa, Newcastle even many of the smaller clubs = corporate whores... OK for US sports, but really sad to see that happen to football over last 10-15 years... for most part being a corporate (or xyz billionaire) whore today is required for success

What TF are you on about?

Pompey (Edit - Portsmouth) were dragged up the league by a mega-rich Serbian-American sugar-daddy. In that regard, they are a smaller version of Chelsea or Man City.

Arsenal have had no money ploughed in by sugar-daddies (unlike Chelsea, Portsmouth, Man City, Spurs, Villa, Newcastle, Middlesboro, Sunderland, Wigan, West Ham etc) but have achieved their position from what they've done on the football field and from the pockets of their real supporters.

Man U have got their money from shirt-sales to the glory-hunting millions in far-away countries who want to feel part of their success, but to be fair, much of their success preceded their commercialisation.

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Agathon
Tottenham – Jews

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


What TF are you on about?

Pompey (Edit - Portsmouth) were dragged up the league by a mega-rich Serbian-American sugar-daddy. In that regard, they are a smaller version of Chelsea or Man City.

Arsenal have had no money ploughed in by sugar-daddies (unlike Chelsea, Portsmouth, Man City, Spurs, Villa, Newcastle, Middlesboro, Sunderland, Wigan, West Ham etc) but have achieved their position from what they've done on the football field and from the pockets of their real supporters.

Man U have got their money from shirt-sales to the glory-hunting millions in far-away countries who want to feel part of their success, but to be fair, much of their success preceded their commercialisation.

Exactly why, I wouldn't pick them.

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[Tuberski]

Well, it's half over and it looks like Newcastle. MLS here just looks a little strange by the way, I think the cameras are too close to the fi....er.... pitch.

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[Agathon]

Originally posted by Cort Haus

You never watched Alf Garnett?

My list isn't entirely serious.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Well, it's half over and it looks like Newcastle.

[Tuberski]

Newcastle it is, I was leaning towards Tottenham in the early part of the poll.

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