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    Bjarne Riis now admits to cheating to win the Tour de France in 1996. Will others do so too?
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    They were all doped...




































    ....except Armstrong of course
    "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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    • #3
      If everyone was

      on performance enhancing drugs, then we should just acknowledge the truth and let everyone use them.
      It's never too late to shut the **** up and hope for the best. - Kentonio
      If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme. - me
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      • #4
        And in the category of best drug use in an antheltic role, the winner is...
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        • #5
          Bjarne Riis now admits to cheating to win the Tour de France in 1996.


          It's what I've been saying for years. And about 80% of the entire nation, lately. We all praised and marvelled at his accomplishment a decade ago, but now it's apparent to the whole world what a human failure and a cheat he is. Most of the then Telekom team has now confessed, to varying degrees, scores of others have been caught, crippled or died, yet most riders, team managers and organizers just want to continue. They're always adamant in virtually guaranteing to everyone that it is now a clean "sport" and everything's under control.

          Yeah right. I stopped following 6-7 years ago. I'm amazed there are still people clinging on to this monumental freak show.

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          • #6
            http://www.spiegel.de/videoplayer/0,6298,19501,00.html
            "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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            • #7
              "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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              • #8
                Originally posted by siron
                ....except Armstrong of course


                Yeah... you have to wonder if everyone was doped to the gils, how exactly would a non-doped rider win all of those Tours in a row? Unless he's actually superman, and all the hype to the contrary, Armstrong never was.
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                • #9
                  Current Yellow Jersey Rasmussen just got withdrawn from the Tour...
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                  • #10
                    Rotten to the core. Riders, teams, sponsors, doctors, organizers, UCI, all of it.

                    They should award the trophy to the rider who places dead last. He's the one who's most likely to have been somewhat clean.

                    What a joke of a sport. It's starting to edge out pro wrestling in terms of sheer ridiculousness.

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                    • #11
                      This sport makes me laugh

                      Honestly, this is the one sport where they should just allow a reasonable set of things and move on with it. It probably would make the race more competitive anyway... and a lot of what they're using isn't that bad, and is essentially just Gatorade times a few thousand [metabolitic enhancers and blood oxygen increasing factors, from what I have read].
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Colon™
                        Current Yellow Jersey Rasmussen just got withdrawn from the Tour...
                        Not only that... Rabobank fired him on the spot

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by snoopy369
                          This sport makes me laugh
                          You think any other sport is different?

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                          • #14
                            What??!! There's no doping in American football, baseball or wrestling if that's what you mean!!
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by alva
                              What??!! There's no doping in American football, baseball or wrestling if that's what you mean!!
                              He said "sports"
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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