Garcia to Bears?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Hell, look at Favre this past year. A shell of his former greatness and he leads an absolutely crap team to an 8-8 season. Absolutely incredible.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Jaguar
Ray Lewis has been on more losing teams than Brady, Marino, Montana, Young, and Favre combined. What does that tell you about the relative importance of great MLBs vs great QBs?

Hmmmm... at least Ray Lewis has been an MVP in a Super Bowl, and actually played on a team that won one... Can Marino say that?

And yeah... A great QB "can" be worth more than a great middle lineback... but a teams win and loss record is based more on the "team" than the QB.

And while doing some google searches, I ran across a Ray Lewis piece that I thought was funny back then, and is still worth a chuckle today..

CELEBRITY INTERVIEW

SUPER BOWL MVP RAY LEWIS

Due to post-Super Bowl time conflicts, Ray Lewis was unavailable for an actual interview. As a result, his answers have been made up by the public relations firm of C. LaRose & Associates.

Did you murder anyone after the Super Bowl this year or was that like a one-time thing?

One-time thing? How 'bout Ray Lewis jack you now, funny man?

You've been known to compare yourself to Jesus. For instance, in your pre-Super Bowl session with the media you mentioned that, "Jesus didn't please everyone. He was slapped and spit on, and he never said a word." I'm just trying to remember which Book of the Gospel has the story about Jesus and the apostles murdering some guys outside of a strip club.

Ray Lewis never said Jesus was in no strip club. I'm the MVP! I'm the damn MVP. That's what I'm saying.

You were also quoted in the same session explaining that the only reason charges were pressed against you was because you are famous. Do you think it might have had anything to do with your witnessing and joining in a street fight that left two men dead, gathering all your friends, fleeing the scene, and deliberately misleading police and prosecutors?

Police all up in Ray Lewis' ****.

During your trial, evidence suggested that your girlfriend destroyed a photograph of the group you were with the night of the murders and that one of your friends dumped a bag containing your blood-stained suit in a restaurant dumpster. Man, your friends are so cool. Where do you meet quality people like that?

Ray Lewis down wit' OPP. Ray Lewis doin' jus' fine.

In explaining your innocence, you stated, "This is about Ray Lewis. And that's not right. They said 'we're going to get Ray Lewis' but Ray Lewis was never the guy." What's your personal record for using your name in the third person in one sentence?

Ray Lewis got a sentence. Why don' Ray Lewis stick Ray Lewis' foot right up Ray Lewis' interviewer's ass?! Ray Lewis ain't answering no "Ray Lewis type" question meant to make Ray Lewis look like some motha f**king Ray Lewis wanna-be mothaf**ka.

What's the real story on why you weren't picked for the traditional "I'm going to Disney World!" pitch after the Super Bowl? There was a rumor going around that you accidentally told the truth and yelled, "I'm going to cut me a *****!"

Cut me a *****?! Ray Lewis already done dat, 'cept the ***** named Kerry Collins! Dag!!

Last year, you were accused of throwing a pregnant woman on the ground at a bar. She probably wouldn't shut up, right?

Uh-huh. She all like "Where's Shannon Sharpe?" Don't give me no motha f**kin' Shannon Sharpe!! Ray Lewis the Baltimo' Ravens!! Shannon Sharpe couldn' pay 'nuff to be Ray Lewis' ho'.

You were accused of assaulting two different women when you were at Miami, both of whom were pregnant at the time with your child. Have you ever thought about using a jimmy-hat?

You ever thought 'bout using a feeding tube? Ray Lewis gettin' powerful pissed off!

Does Tony Saragusa look fatter when he's naked or with clothes on?

Yo, I too busy checking my ice to be checking Tony. Ray Lewis worth lot a motha f**kin' coin now, motha f**ker!!

I happened to be watching "Luke's Freak Show: Cancun 1999," a video filmed at a party thrown by rapper Luther Campbell, and couldn't help but notice you dancing and gyrating shirtless with scantily clad women and eagerly watching party guests perform sex acts for money. Talk about "Me So Horny." For a self-professed family man, aren't you in an awful lot of pornographic videos?

What Ray Lewis in is yo face! What you got now? What you got to say now, *****?

Are you aware that along with your other Super Bowl achievements, you set a new Super Bowl record for longest break dance during player introductions?

Ray Lewis getting all like L'il Kim an' Foxy Brown. Kim and Foxy can fix dem bad selves a motha f**kin' Ray Lewis sammich any time, You know what I'm sayin'.

Who let the dogs out?

Ray Motha F**kin' Lewis, that's who.

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Jaguar

Great quarterbacks sometimes are on crappy teams. And you know what, they go 9-7 or 10-6 or even 12-4 with them. Sometimes they even win the Super Bowl with the league's worst rushing defense.

Tom Brady has never had a losing season. Dan Marino only ever had one. Joe Montana had only one. Steve Young had only one. Brett Favre, one. Elway, two. Manning, two. Basically, if you have a Brett Favre or a Dan Marino, your team is in contention no matter how bad the rest of it is.

Ray Lewis has been on more losing teams than Brady, Marino, Montana, Young, and Favre combined. What does that tell you about the relative importance of great MLBs vs great QBs?

Put some of those QBs in Detroit.