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  • NHL Season Preview, courtesy of The Onion

    http://www.theonion.com/content/sports

    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    Sounds like the rule changes may make the game more exciting. Maybe I'll listen to a game or two on the radio once the season starts...
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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    • #3
      Scoring is down again this year.
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Pretty lame stuff IMHO and not up to the standard of decent satire that I usually expect from the onion
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #5
          rules changed in my league as well.
          now we must only move the puck forward and cant use our sticks for trick stuff. ughhhhhhhhhhh

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          • #6
            they let klingons play hockey?
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              The penalty kill in that league would chew through players quickly.
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              • #8
                They might as well put the net up against the glass. Otherwise, once the puck goes behind the net, the attacking team can't do anything.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava
                  they let klingons play hockey?
                  only the klingon warriors such as myself.

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