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Nahh, Ben ain't gay. I genuinely like the vast majority of the gay people I've met. Unless he's the proverbial exception that proves the rule."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostI find myself with a little spare cash, so I'm going to post up an essay contest.
I want the most sycophant, disgustingly slavish and laudatory essay on the communist leader of your choice. Bonus points for employing jargon. It should be no longer than 2000 words, and no fewer than 1000. I will read every essay I get sent.
The winner will get 100 CDN, and my eternal gratefulness.
PM me if you wish to make an entry.
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostYou've turned into as big a dickhead as KH.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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You're a jellyfish. A jellyfish has no brain.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Sloww:
Jesus turning water into wine is in the Gospel of John. It's a very famous story."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
Your loss.
but however would it be my loss in any reality. I have no interest in your project and a hundred bucks is certainly no motivator so a CHANCE at a hundred-- wow -- golly gee I could even win a HUNDRED dollars .You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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$100 is less than an hour's work for what I charge on my own time freelancing."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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