370,000 babies will be born today

[David Floyd]

I don't know, man. For the small cost of $5 - if enough people chip in - you could receive daily blog reports and photos of my ongoing douchbaggery.

Although I actually met someone I kinda like recently, though. Odds are I **** it up inside of a week, but still

[Riesstiu IV]

No one is going to fund a trip for someone who is about as personable as yak.

[David Floyd]

Well, that's just not true at all. I have plenty of personality, and none of it resembles a yak. No, Asher had it right - it more resembles a douchbag these days, but hell, at least I own it!

Also, multiple posters have met me. You're not one of them. Just sayin'.

[MOBIUS]

If you find me a Filipina - a hot one - who is STD-free (including children), and (preferably) doesn't speak English, then I'll consider sleeping with her. Perhaps Apolyton could contribute to my plane ticket in exchange for a day by day blog of my time in the Philippines.

I thought children were an STD...

[MOBIUS]

WPC = Welsh Panda Cuckolders

That was like an ice pick to the heart - probably the worst insult I've ever received on poly...

[David Floyd]

Children are a highly undesirable STD, hence my specific request for the hot Filipina to be child free.

In retrospect, I agree it was awkwardly worded. So let me be clear - NO KIDS!

[MikeH]

I don't know, man. For the small cost of $5 - if enough people chip in - you could receive daily blog reports and photos of my ongoing douchbaggery.

Although I actually met someone I kinda like recently, though. Odds are I **** it up inside of a week, but still

How much do we have to pay NOT to get the reports and photos?

[Riesstiu IV]

That was like an ice pick to the heart - probably the worst insult I've ever received on poly...

Don't feel bad. I meant to insult the other Welshman on the forum... you know... that guy.

[The Mad Monk]

In fact, I'd say virtually all Americans give more money to charity then just about anyone. They prefer to give it themselves to groups or institutions of their choosing instead of letting the government decide but never the less we give tons.

You sound like Glenn Beck.

[DaShi]

You would know.

[The Mad Monk]

ZING!!!

[Lancer]

The most surprising thing is I don't think anyone is supporting you. Normally one or two posters will support any position no matter how contrary it might be.

[MRT144]

Need more abortos.

Also need more deets about Ming's daughter for JO material.

[Dinner]

I'm still upset that Lancer doesn't like me. Why would you say such hurtful things?

BTW I've never heard Churchill doing a rap before.

The real speech without the stupid repeating or rap crap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc

[Al B. Sure!]

Churchill sounds like a drunk.