370,000 babies will be born today

[Dinner]

BTW we can only judge by the evidence given and the evidence given hasn't looked favorable to your case.

[MOBIUS]

Summary:

Lancer makes a living off peddling Filipina child brides to unsuspecting Americans - assuming they get a Green Card, that is...

[Lancer]

Oerdin, I don't need your "bone". You wish me dead, you think I want your help? I just want you to understand, I don't like you any more.

[MOBIUS]

I wonder if the reason Lancer is acting so strangely is because he's receiving death threats of the father of a Filipina bride because she hasn't yet got the Green Card he promised and blew all the money he was paid on his compound...?

Must be quite inconvenient being disemboweled by a machete...

[Dinner]

Oerdin, I don't need your "bone". You wish me dead, you think I want your help? I just want you to understand, I don't like you any more.

I think I'm going to cry. On the up side my opinion of you might change if you stop acting like a total douche but there doesn't seem to be much hope of that.

On the downside I already have a great girlfriend so there is no finder's fee to make here.

[Dinner]

I wonder if the reason Lancer is acting so strangely is because he's receiving death threats of the father of a Filipina bride because she hasn't yet got the Green Card he promised and blew all the money he was paid on his compound...?

Must be quite inconvenient being disemboweled by a machete...

We all have our burdens to bare.

[Imran Siddiqui]

See, that's the insult. A direct insult against a good young woman that you don't even know. Horrible.

Safronia Mills married a Canadian guy in the Philippines. His name is Terry Wayne Raymond Mills. When she got pregnant, he abandoned Safronia and his unborn daughter, Karen Mills in the Phils and left for Canada. Here they stat\rved until the good folks at Apolyton, 17 years later, built them a home and put the daughter, Karen Mills, through school.

That's why we advise family gals not to get married in the Philippines. There is no hope here.

You are a douchebag. You get all huffy about a "direct insult" and before that you basically insult Aeson saying that since a Canadian guy abandoned his wife in the Phillippines, Aeson must be thinking about doing it too.

Stop being so judgmental.

[Ming]

You are a douchebag. You get all huffy about a "direct insult" and before that you basically insult Aeson saying that since a Canadian guy abandoned his wife in the Phillippines, Aeson must be thinking about doing it too.

Like most of what Lancers does... it's ok if he does something, but not ok if somebody else does the same thing.

[MOBIUS]

Exactly.

In fact the only thing Lancer's meddling is likely to achieve is that Aeson is never going to do what he wants.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Where will the AAHZes of the future get good advice in dealing with the challenges of his life, challenges that we cannot conceive of?

I suspect that, regardless what the good advice would actually be, he'd ignore it, declare himself to be the winner of whatever contest is taking place in his head, and post another video.

[Dinner]

INCONCEIVABLE!

[Gibsie]

It's great to have threads like this where I remember what the protagonists were like 10 years ago. Lancer's encroaching senility is a little sad to behold though

[notyoueither]

Great advice... it's only love if there is a green card included.

Hmmm. If I were to meet someone in a third world country and plan on marriage, I think I would be inclined to want to afford her and my possible children with every possible advantage.

After all, what if something happened to me and my wife and children are left outside of my country and faced with a long and expensive immigration process?

Who would not want to provide the most advantages possible, if it were love?

/devil's advocate

[rah]

A desired outcome, yes.
A prerequisite, no.

[Asher]

Lancer... what can I say?

BTW could you hook me up with some filipino guys?